Cuntenese

when you speak like a cunt !

- “oi ya dog cunt can you get us a case of bundys?”
“Yeah no worries legend. Now go back to speaking cuntenese you fag”

Cuntenese by uppabigpuppa March 5, 2024

Cuntnesia

Cuntnesia is the act of forgetting the cunt like actions you have performed in the past. People suffering from cuntnesia actually believe that they have never done anything wrong in the past and that those who remember their bad behaviour are the ones with problems. Cuntnesia, if left untreated, can lead to the formation of cult like groups that gather near water, hide under bridges, and consume freezer burnt sausages.

Do you think they remember when they were acting like cunts? No, they all have cuntnesia.

Cuntnesia by Kung Of The Duckheads May 8, 2020

Boring cuntiness 

Boring cuntiness is an illness that people are diagnosed with if they are rude, annoying , mean for no reason , and have absolutely no sense of humour.

The disease was first discovered by K.R. And M.B.

I diagnose TW with boring cuntiness

Boring cuntiness by Foundationenglishandmathsgals January 16, 2020

Cuteness Quota 

When something is so extremely cute, so absolutely adorable that you just can't stand it, you have reached your Cuteness Quota, and can't take any more.

While looking at a video of baby animals frolicking with human babies, I became so overcome by my Cuteness Quota, that I just passed out.

Cuteness Quota by felinegroovey January 7, 2009

paget-cuteness 

Noun: A unique state of human existence that encompasses being cute, adorable, AND hot.

Many fans find actress Paget Brewster has a great deal of paget-cuteness.

The totality of her (Paget's) paget-cuteness is immense.

paget-cuteness by LT_who? January 26, 2011

Cuteness Factor 

Something or someone who lights up a room when present. Someone or something with this factor has the ability to lift any depression or sadness while present.

While speaking about a person, do not confuse a woman that is 'hott' for one that has this factor. They are both the same amount of beautiful, but they have one key difference. This difference lies within the personality, someone that is referred to as 'hott' is most likely has a lack-luster or poor personality. Someone with the cuteness factor is most of the time 'hott' but she also has the bubbly personality that will make you happy no matter what.

Cuteness factor almost always means the person is 'hott' or 'beautiful' in appearance as well. Someone who is 'hott' generally means the person is merely physically attracting only.

Humans, puppies, kittens, anything that makes women 'awe', these all have the cuteness factor.

Cuteness Factor by MeadManDan March 4, 2011

cuteness overload

and overload of cuteness, when something or someone is so super cute that there is no word for, now there is

a person, a baby, a couple, a picture, a puppy...almost everything can have a cuteness overload

cuteness overload by Miyabiko May 13, 2008