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Cuntnesia is the act of forgetting the cunt like actions you have performed in the past. People suffering from cuntnesia actually believe that they have never done anything wrong in the past and that those who remember their bad behaviour are the ones with problems. Cuntnesia, if left untreated, can lead to the formation of cult like groups that gather near water, hide under bridges, and consume freezer burnt sausages.
Do you think they remember when they were acting like cunts? No, they all have cuntnesia.
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A person who is beyond bitchy, who holds themselves above reproach or comparison. Combination of cunt and countess.
Could you believe what that cuntessa did this time?
cuntessa by clememp January 10, 2006

Cuntestant 

someone who takes part in a competition, competing for the cuntiest cunt of the year award
Cuntisha is the most cunty cuntestant
Cuntestant by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Cuntentia 

Someone that is born a cunt and then develops dementia, therefore becoming a bigger cunt.
The penthouse ogre is suffering from cuntentia.
Cuntentia by anonymous October 2, 2023

Her Cuntness 

someone known to be extremely cunt like
Her Cuntness has arrived!

Cumnesia 

The act of post-sexual activity, after engaging in an orgasm, and forgetting what happened before the nocturnal emission, and/ or ejaculation, occurred.
Person 1: So I was fucking my wife, right? And then we stopped, and I wanted left overs for dinner, but forgot what we had! Damn Cumnesia.

Person 2: Dude I know what you mean, bro!
Cumnesia by BobbyBaja December 20, 2009

chatnesia 

When you lose your chat history of previous conversations, and can't remember anything about someone you previously chatted with.
(Nick): Jennifer, right?
(Jennifer): I don't remember you, who are you?
(Nick): oh, sorry, I'm Nick
(Jennifer): Sorry, I've lost my chat history, I don't remember you, I have chatnesia
chatnesia by Lunamor September 5, 2009