Cuntnesia

Cuntnesia is the act of forgetting the cunt like actions you have performed in the past. People suffering from cuntnesia actually believe that they have never done anything wrong in the past and that those who remember their bad behaviour are the ones with problems. Cuntnesia, if left untreated, can lead to the formation of cult like groups that gather near water, hide under bridges, and consume freezer burnt sausages.

Do you think they remember when they were acting like cunts? No, they all have cuntnesia.

by Kung Of The Duckheads May 8, 2020

cuntessa

A person who is beyond bitchy, who holds themselves above reproach or comparison. Combination of cunt and countess.

Could you believe what that cuntessa did this time?

by clememp January 10, 2006

Cuntestant

someone who takes part in a competition, competing for the cuntiest cunt of the year award

Cuntisha is the most cunty cuntestant

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Cuntentia

Someone that is born a cunt and then develops dementia, therefore becoming a bigger cunt.

The penthouse ogre is suffering from cuntentia.

by anonymous October 2, 2023

Her Cuntness

someone known to be extremely cunt like

Her Cuntness has arrived!

by someonestoletrumor August 19, 2011

Cumnesia

The act of post-sexual activity, after engaging in an orgasm, and forgetting what happened before the nocturnal emission, and/ or ejaculation, occurred.

Person 1: So I was fucking my wife, right? And then we stopped, and I wanted left overs for dinner, but forgot what we had! Damn Cumnesia.

Person 2: Dude I know what you mean, bro!

by BobbyBaja December 20, 2009

chatnesia

When you lose your chat history of previous conversations, and can't remember anything about someone you previously chatted with.

(Nick): Jennifer, right?
(Jennifer): I don't remember you, who are you?
(Nick): oh, sorry, I'm Nick
(Jennifer): Sorry, I've lost my chat history, I don't remember you, I have chatnesia

by Lunamor September 5, 2009