Cuntanese 

people from Cunt country (or cuntan. its fictional place). A person who is being a complete and utter cunt towards everyone all the time, and calling that person a cunt is no longer applicable due to the amount of really cunt like actions a given person performs on a constant basis.

man, that chick is a real cuntanese bitch!

Cuntanese by alex mercer August 9, 2010

Cuntnesia

Cuntnesia is the act of forgetting the cunt like actions you have performed in the past. People suffering from cuntnesia actually believe that they have never done anything wrong in the past and that those who remember their bad behaviour are the ones with problems. Cuntnesia, if left untreated, can lead to the formation of cult like groups that gather near water, hide under bridges, and consume freezer burnt sausages.

Do you think they remember when they were acting like cunts? No, they all have cuntnesia.

Cuntnesia by Kung Of The Duckheads May 8, 2020

Boring cuntiness 

Boring cuntiness is an illness that people are diagnosed with if they are rude, annoying , mean for no reason , and have absolutely no sense of humour.

The disease was first discovered by K.R. And M.B.

I diagnose TW with boring cuntiness

Boring cuntiness by Foundationenglishandmathsgals January 16, 2020

Cuntyness 

NOUN
- State of being cunty

- Acting like a little bitch and or living like one

-Dude, what's wrong with Ray Avalos lately? He kept bitching at how I don't know much of history

-Seriously! His cuntyness is getting on my nerve!

Cuntyness by raw_OOL December 15, 2008

Cantonese 

A language spoken a lot in the south of China as well as around the world (especially in Chinese takeaways). It's roughly as related to Mandarin Chinese as English is to German: A speaker of (only) Cantonese cannot readily understand a speaker of (only) Mandarin Chinese and vice versa. Cantonese is spoken and not written, just as Mandarin Chinese is: Cantonese speakers and Mandarin Chinese speakers write in Written Chinese. It just happens that Mandarin Chinese is closer to the written standard.

If you're from the US or the UK, when you think you hear "Chinese", it's likely Cantonese, especially if your knowledge of "Chinese" is limited to "chicken chow mein".

Mandarin: "Tian bu pa, di bu pa, zhi pa guangdong ren shuo putonghua."
Translation: 'I fear neither heaven nor earth, I only fear Cantonese speakers trying to speak Mandarin'.

Cantonese: "Tin mh geng, deih mh geng ji geng bak fong yahn gong gwong dung wah mh jehng".
Translation: 'I fear neither heaven nor earth, I only fear Mandarin speakers speaking Cantonese so inaccurately'.
(From chinese-lessons.com)

Cantonese by rent-a-linguist December 28, 2010

cuntarse 

When a fat woman has the large bulge stomach that joins up to her vagina, making it stick out as much as her ass.

Damn man! Check out Mary's cuntarse!

cuntarse by DanFDL August 31, 2006

Cantonese 

Cantonese is one of the languages spoken in China. It is not a dialect of the invented "Chinese language". It is a language itself, such as Mandarin. The only difference is that Mandarin is the official one, and Cantonese is not.

Luca: Hi, Zeke! what've you been up to?
Ezekiel: Oh, I've been studying a lot for my exam tomorrow
Luca: exam of what?
Ezekiel: Oops, I forgot to tell you that I took up Cantonese, which is a language spoken in China. It is not the official one, though.

Cantonese by Ezechiel August 16, 2006