cuntness

An adjective for awesome. Drawing etymologically from the awesomeness of the female sex organs.

"Oh, it was total cuntness! It had a strong lead female and a surprise ending!"

"And was dinner good?"
"Oh yeah, it was total cuntness. We went to that new Thai fusion place I've been wanting to try and their coconut soup was cuntness and a half."

"So was your date a nice dude?" "Oh yeah, he's got a job that sounds like absolute cuntness and plus he's really cuntness in bed!"

by dayglogirl April 20, 2010

cuntness

A noun describing a woman's vagina or vulva as characterized by its aura, smell, or taste. The word appears in this context in Bret Easton Ellis's 1991 novel American Psycho.

James was pleading with God to please let him taste his new girlfriend's juicy cuntness. She was, after all, a mormon.

by Big Foot Goes South August 7, 2017

cuntness

Chutism, Chutiya, Noob !

Fucking noob who don't know anything, Just to utter ugly wisdom less words!

Here's the cuntness,

I can see the cuntness whenever he proposes a girl.

He is a fucking cunt, full of cuntness!

by Dimebag Sucker July 6, 2009

Her Cuntness

someone known to be extremely cunt like

Her Cuntness has arrived!

by someonestoletrumor August 19, 2011

Justifiable cuntness

When a 3rd party can justify your cunt like actions.

"I've seen you be a cunt to others." "Did they deserve it?" "Yep" "justifiable cuntness. Doesn't count."

by Patty D May 29, 2022

Cuntnesia

Cuntnesia is the act of forgetting the cunt like actions you have performed in the past. People suffering from cuntnesia actually believe that they have never done anything wrong in the past and that those who remember their bad behaviour are the ones with problems. Cuntnesia, if left untreated, can lead to the formation of cult like groups that gather near water, hide under bridges, and consume freezer burnt sausages.

Do you think they remember when they were acting like cunts? No, they all have cuntnesia.

by Kung Of The Duckheads May 8, 2020

Boring cuntiness

Boring cuntiness is an illness that people are diagnosed with if they are rude, annoying , mean for no reason , and have absolutely no sense of humour.

The disease was first discovered by K.R. And M.B.

I diagnose TW with boring cuntiness

by Foundationenglishandmathsgals January 16, 2020