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Cuntdick refers to the feeling of jealousy from loaning out one's strap-on [dildo], and imagining it in use by others. This results from the attachment some people feel towards their extraneous member. The emotion of cuntdick can be considered the male analog of loaning out your penis, if this were possible.

Cuntdick falls somewhere between jealousy and disgust.

This term is common within some lesbian communities.
Just loaned my strap-on to Stephanie, and I think she had sex with my ex-girlfriend... I'm feeling so cuntdicky right now.
cuntdick by LauraMalarkey April 10, 2008
Used to refer to a third party in a conversation that has not been identified as male or female.
Lane: "Someone said I look like Fran Drescher in this pic!"

Jenn: "At least they didn't say you sound like her, then you'd have to punch 'em in the cuntdick."
Cuntdick by SharkBass028 August 4, 2011

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Cuntwick 

1) Used Tampon. Because of the string's resemblance to a candle wick, and where it has been.
2) An extra strong word to use to describe or call someone who you hate.
1) "Gross, some lady missed the trash bin and left her CUNTWICK on the floor."
2) "Dammit! Some CUNTWICK backed into my car and didn't leave a note!"
Cuntwick by M Twain March 12, 2017

cuntrickery 

Cuntrickery is when a chick acts all sweet and innocent until she hooks yo ass and then you see the real cunt that she is! Hence the word trick, she tricks you into thinkin she's something she ain't!
Cuntrickery is when the ho already has a man at home!
cuntrickery by CC Curl February 6, 2014

cuntsickle 

My daughter is sick in the hospital and my cuntsickle boss won't give me a pay raise to help pay the bills.
cuntsickle by FRAGaLOT August 23, 2007
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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