dildo
dildo by betaPoltergeist February 18, 2015
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dildo
Any rod thingy that simulates a cock that a woman or man can stick in her or his mouth, pussy, or anus. Some vibrate, while others don't. Dildos are made of different materials.
Women and men, listen.
After you stick your dildo in your ass, do not suck on it or put it in your pussy. There is shit or at least fecal residue in your ass (remember, shit comes out of your asshole), and you don't want to eat shit. Otherwise, you might as well pick up your poop from the toilet bowl and take a bite. And forget about wiping your ass because that's basically what you are doing when you rub that ass-plugged dildo all over your pussy, your mouth, and, god forbid, my mouth and ass.
Separate dildos for ass and mouth.
After you stick your dildo in your ass, do not suck on it or put it in your pussy. There is shit or at least fecal residue in your ass (remember, shit comes out of your asshole), and you don't want to eat shit. Otherwise, you might as well pick up your poop from the toilet bowl and take a bite. And forget about wiping your ass because that's basically what you are doing when you rub that ass-plugged dildo all over your pussy, your mouth, and, god forbid, my mouth and ass.
Separate dildos for ass and mouth.
Related Words
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dildo
Person 1 - "Hey Guys, I found a Giant Gummy Worm in mommy's drawer."
Person2 - "Dude... You should totally bring it to school."
Dildo - A plastic tube used for intense pleasure
“When it comes to sex: some men treat women as objects; some women treat objects as men.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Person2 - "Dude... You should totally bring it to school."
Dildo - A plastic tube used for intense pleasure
“When it comes to sex: some men treat women as objects; some women treat objects as men.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
dildo by SaoGamingGT March 1, 2017
dildo
1) <Slang> A plastic or metal substitute for a man's erected penis; Sometimes is equiped with a vibration feature; Usually designed to be much larger than a normal human male's penis
2) <botany> A columnar cactaceous plant of the West Indies (Cereus Swartzii)
2) <botany> A columnar cactaceous plant of the West Indies (Cereus Swartzii)
1) I bought her a dildo and a pair of slippers, so if she doesnt like the slippers, she can go fuck herself.
2) -That plant is so columnar
-hey man, we're in the west indies
-whoa >_>
2) -That plant is so columnar
-hey man, we're in the west indies
-whoa >_>
dildo by Matt's Mom November 1, 2006
dildo
dildo
Much like the meteor that killed the dinosaurs, the dildo will eventually lead the the extinction of the human race.
dildo by Justin Mozuch December 29, 2005
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