Cundick

An awesome person with a nice ass.

Will Cundick can drop it, drop it low, son.

by Pinch my nips December 17, 2009

cuntdick

A male who acts as though he has female genitalia.

A pussy.

Also: Someone who ruins a good time.

Joey pretends to get drunk when he goes out; he is a cuntdick.

by nicholas b. August 30, 2005

candicktable

Dick in a can

Having a candicktable dinner

by Codeusoo April 7, 2021

Cumdickassshit

A word used to exclaim extreme pain or rage.

Steve *Kicks Joey In The Ballsack*
Joes "CUMDICKASSSHIT!"

by Deep-Fried Butter October 7, 2021

Condickted Felon

A man with a fantastic dick. The best dick a woman or man ever had.

My man's going to jail for murder cuz he killed that pussy. Its a crime having good dick. He just became a condickted felon.

by MizzV March 14, 2015

cumdicklogshit

ITS CUM WITH DICK WITH LOG WITH SHIT

I like to cumdicklogshit!

by ASWEE BALAVIDA May 31, 2022

cuntdick

Cuntdick refers to the feeling of jealousy from loaning out one's strap-on dildo, and imagining it in use by others. This results from the attachment some people feel towards their extraneous member. The emotion of cuntdick can be considered the male analog of loaning out your penis, if this were possible.

Cuntdick falls somewhere between jealousy and disgust.

This term is common within some lesbian communities.

Just loaned my strap-on to Stephanie, and I think she had sex with my ex-girlfriend... I'm feeling so cuntdicky right now.

by LauraMalarkey April 10, 2008