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A male who acts as though he has female genitalia.

A pussy.

Also: Someone who ruins a good time.
Joey pretends to get drunk when he goes out; he is a cuntdick.
cuntdick by nicholas b. August 30, 2005
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Cuntdick refers to the feeling of jealousy from loaning out one's strap-on [dildo], and imagining it in use by others. This results from the attachment some people feel towards their extraneous member. The emotion of cuntdick can be considered the male analog of loaning out your penis, if this were possible.

Cuntdick falls somewhere between jealousy and disgust.

This term is common within some lesbian communities.
Just loaned my strap-on to Stephanie, and I think she had sex with my ex-girlfriend... I'm feeling so cuntdicky right now.
cuntdick by LauraMalarkey April 10, 2008
Used to refer to a third party in a conversation that has not been identified as male or female.
Lane: "Someone said I look like Fran Drescher in this pic!"

Jenn: "At least they didn't say you sound like her, then you'd have to punch 'em in the cuntdick."
Cuntdick by SharkBass028 August 4, 2011

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Cuntwick 

1) Used Tampon. Because of the string's resemblance to a candle wick, and where it has been.
2) An extra strong word to use to describe or call someone who you hate.
1) "Gross, some lady missed the trash bin and left her CUNTWICK on the floor."
2) "Dammit! Some CUNTWICK backed into my car and didn't leave a note!"
Cuntwick by M Twain March 12, 2017

cuntrickery 

Cuntrickery is when a chick acts all sweet and innocent until she hooks yo ass and then you see the real cunt that she is! Hence the word trick, she tricks you into thinkin she's something she ain't!
Cuntrickery is when the ho already has a man at home!
cuntrickery by CC Curl February 6, 2014

cuntsickle 

My daughter is sick in the hospital and my cuntsickle boss won't give me a pay raise to help pay the bills.
cuntsickle by FRAGaLOT August 23, 2007
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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