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Cunt Sling

This is the name given to the operation immediately preceding meeting a lady's parents and quite soon after engaging in sexual intercourse. The procedure is utilised to avoid excessive waste of time and money once sexual gratification has been procured.
"Hey Jack, I done spotted a blossom in turd ex ho."
"What the hell gone dang were what Ma-fax?"
"Done dan cunt sling get that shit turd outta mo face Ma-fah."
Cunt Sling by Ma-fah November 18, 2005
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cunt slinging whore 

A non-classy lady who slings her cunt just as a whore would.
Catrina is a cunt slinging whore, from WAY back
cunt slinging whore by A-kkk21 December 3, 2017

Cunt Slinger 

Slut. Female efficiency in the art of getting laid.
My exgirlfriend is a professional cunt slinger
Cunt Slinger by Donkey Don July 10, 2023

shingle cunt 

Jillian has one. The word itself is pretty explanatory.
shingle cunt by TG September 3, 2004

shingle cunt 

of Canadian/Asian origin: most often descriptive of a dumb girl; having to do with either the cunt being affected by the disease "shingles" or by a girl who's cunt resembles that of a shingled window.
I think I just saw that girl's crotch. What a shingle cunt.
shingle cunt by nona renee October 26, 2004

cuntling 

a small, irritating child with the propensity for being annoyingly fucking loud, getting in the fucking way and generally existing within the parameters of any of one of one's five senses.
Alec: "I hate shopping in Asda. The place is always full of cuntlings."
Gracia: "Aye. Fucking cuntlings...Fucking Tesco as well."
cuntling by noahmurney October 12, 2009

Cuntalingus 

(Verb) the act of performing oral sex on a very "bitchy" woman.
John, last night I met this woman and she made me go down on her. She kept grabbing my head and telling me how I wasn't doing it right. I hate giving "Cuntalingus".
Cuntalingus by kerb-stirer August 10, 2014
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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