Cunt Sling

This is the name given to the operation immediately preceding meeting a lady's parents and quite soon after engaging in sexual intercourse. The procedure is utilised to avoid excessive waste of time and money once sexual gratification has been procured.

"Hey Jack, I done spotted a blossom in turd ex ho."
"What the hell gone dang were what Ma-fax?"
"Done dan cunt sling get that shit turd outta mo face Ma-fah."

Cunt Sling by Ma-fah November 18, 2005

cunt slinging whore 

A non-classy lady who slings her cunt just as a whore would.

Catrina is a cunt slinging whore, from WAY back

cunt slinging whore by A-kkk21 December 3, 2017

Cunt Slinger 

Slut. Female efficiency in the art of getting laid.

My exgirlfriend is a professional cunt slinger

Cunt Slinger by Donkey Don July 10, 2023

shingle cunt 

Jillian has one. The word itself is pretty explanatory.

Jillian has a shingle cunt!

shingle cunt by TG September 3, 2004

shingle cunt 

of Canadian/Asian origin: most often descriptive of a dumb girl; having to do with either the cunt being affected by the disease "shingles" or by a girl who's cunt resembles that of a shingled window.

I think I just saw that girl's crotch. What a shingle cunt.

shingle cunt by nona renee October 26, 2004

cuntling 

a small, irritating child with the propensity for being annoyingly fucking loud, getting in the fucking way and generally existing within the parameters of any of one of one's five senses.

Alec: "I hate shopping in Asda. The place is always full of cuntlings."
Gracia: "Aye. Fucking cuntlings...Fucking Tesco as well."

cuntling by noahmurney October 12, 2009

Cuntalingus 

(Verb) the act of performing oral sex on a very "bitchy" woman.

John, last night I met this woman and she made me go down on her. She kept grabbing my head and telling me how I wasn't doing it right. I hate giving "Cuntalingus".

Cuntalingus by kerb-stirer August 10, 2014