cuntling

a small, irritating child with the propensity for being annoyingly fucking loud, getting in the fucking way and generally existing within the parameters of any of one of one's five senses.

Alec: "I hate shopping in Asda. The place is always full of cuntlings."
Gracia: "Aye. Fucking cuntlings...Fucking Tesco as well."

by noahmurney October 12, 2009

Cuntle

A Uncle that has a vagina. Can be a Uncle with a penis and a vagina or a Uncle that Just acts like a Vagina

My uncle just had a sex change; now he is my Cuntle.

by unsorted138 April 06, 2013

Cuntling

A portmanteau of "cunt" and "underling" - it is used to describe a female (or possibly a male) who operates as a subordinate for someone who is ostensibly considered a "cunt", and who shares the cunt-like qualities of their superior.

Too bad that 'Dear Abby' has her team of cuntlings that read all her mail for her; I'd really give her a piece of my mind.

by D. Wick October 15, 2008

cuntlings

Can be used to describe a group of cunts.

Also means the process in which one persons cuntish behaviour rubs off on another so that both of them are acting like a pair of cunt siblings.

Andre and Lyn are such a pair of cuntlings

by Mofobiwh May 30, 2018

cuntle

the female version of the grundle. The skin located in between the cunt and the asshole.

I was eating out a girl when i felt her hairy cuntle tickling my chin.

Dude her cuntle was as smooth as a baby's bottom.

by Cunty Mcgillersworth April 22, 2010

cuntle

The name given to the amount of times one's vision is multiplied when extremely drunk.

"I'm seeing double mate" "Fuck that I'm seeing cuntle!"

by Offbeat May 13, 2005

Cuntle

The act a woman takes when snuggling up to your leg with her cunt.

Hey babe, let’s stay home and cuntle.

by Beesley21 October 19, 2023