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cuntilinger 

Performing oral sex or fingering a woman's vagina while you recover from an orgasm.
Buying time waiting to get an erection again while licking, sucking or fingering your partner's pussy.
"I came so quick I had to cuntilinger 20 minutes until I got my boner back."
"I licked and fingered her pussy so long my finger got wrinkled!" (Cuntilinger finger)
cuntilinger by Licknfingergood January 19, 2014
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Cuntzinger 

A tool used to zing a cunt and cause extreme pleasure via the clitoris
Omg he is so hot, he is like a living cuntzinger!
Cuntzinger by Smizzlemimps February 26, 2011

Cunnilingrate 

N - A persons of the female gender who exhibits little or no gratitude upon receiving oral stimulation from a sexual partner.
After I went down on her she just rolled over and went to sleep like a common cunnilingrate.

cuntilinguist 

a person so proficient in eating twat that the women think he is comunicating with the snatch
sally had to call her cuntilinguist because her pussy was clammed up
cuntilinguist by timrod April 18, 2008

cuntslinger 

A slut, whore, or loose woman. A woman who sleeps with anyone.
Rumor is, you're a cuntslinger who would sleep with even the ugliest men.
cuntslinger by SKAlison October 13, 2007

Cunnilingerer 

Someone who licks pussy like it's the only thing they want to do. A cunnilingerer will not move away the second the orgasm has subsided, but will slowly start working up to a second one like the legend that they are. It's not a duty to these guys, it's a delicious, slippery privilege and they make that only too clear.

Guys- if you're not one of these tongue genuises, then become one. The world would be a much nicer place if we abolished fellate hate and made every guy a cunnilingerer.
"I had such a good time with that random other I took home on Friday. He was a cunnilingerer- I almost regret not getting his name and number"
Cunnilingerer by MagickDio April 23, 2010

cunnilingraphy 

The art of writing the letters of the alphabet with your tongue on the female genitalia during oral sex.

A portmanteau of "cunnilingus" and "calligraphy."
I can never think of patterns to work on during oral sex, so I usually resort to cunnilingraphy.
cunnilingraphy by eminelly April 24, 2017
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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