a small, irritating child with the propensity for being annoyingly fucking loud, getting in the fucking way and generally existing within the parameters of any of one of one's five senses.
Alec: "I hate shopping in Asda. The place is always full of cuntlings."
Gracia: "Aye. Fucking cuntlings...Fucking Tesco as well."
Gracia: "Aye. Fucking cuntlings...Fucking Tesco as well."
by noahmurney October 12, 2009
A Uncle that has a vagina. Can be a Uncle with a penis and a vagina or a Uncle that Just acts like a Vagina
by unsorted138 April 6, 2013
A portmanteau of "cunt" and "underling" - it is used to describe a female (or possibly a male) who operates as a subordinate for someone who is ostensibly considered a "cunt", and who shares the cunt-like qualities of their superior.
Too bad that 'Dear Abby' has her team of cuntlings that read all her mail for her; I'd really give her a piece of my mind.
by D. Wick August 22, 2008
Can be used to describe a group of cunts.
Also means the process in which one persons cuntish behaviour rubs off on another so that both of them are acting like a pair of cunt siblings.
Also means the process in which one persons cuntish behaviour rubs off on another so that both of them are acting like a pair of cunt siblings.
by Mofobiwh April 27, 2018
I was eating out a girl when i felt her hairy cuntle tickling my chin.
Dude her cuntle was as smooth as a baby's bottom.
Dude her cuntle was as smooth as a baby's bottom.
by Cunty Mcgillersworth April 22, 2010
by Offbeat March 23, 2005
by TommyTheJ June 17, 2022