a substitute for shit in a situation where you can't curse words. e.g. a high school sporting event, a youth soccer game. (very useful when you have gotten halfway to making a curse word mistake, a faux pas, shit morphs into shingle quite naturally.)

Don't think you sound odd, you sound polite in front of other people's kids.

When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.

A rash that occurs on the abdomen and is extremely uncomfortable. Should seek medical attention and dont rub on anyone (especially the young or elderly!).

A geeky shaking dance done traditionaly by nerds. Arms up and wiggling with head.

A paddle, as is common in Greek Letter Fraternities and Sororities

An awesome dance that is danced in Hawaii commonly danced by females with pink grass skirts.
you move your hips, and wave your arms in a random ass way.

Thick pizza that is very well done and is tough to chew. Therefore when bitten into it has the same affect as bitting into a shingle, hence it's name.