cunnifungus
"I went down on this bitch the other day, she had the fuckin nastiest cunnifungus ever, i still ate it all up thou......i was straving like a sweety cunt flap"
cunnifungus by Daniel May 13, 2005
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Cunnifungus
Areddening of the lips and surrounding area caused by performing an act of oral love on a lady who hasn't kept her pubic growth in order
Hello Dan, you been sticking your face in the strawberry sherbert again?
No, banned the wife from using my razor and have cunnifungus as a result
No, banned the wife from using my razor and have cunnifungus as a result
Cunnifungus by goonington October 22, 2009
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Cunnilingus Hedonist
A person who is an oral slut and has no problem or shame using someone to fill his or her hedonistic desire tank full to the top, with great oral sex. They will use and abuse, whoever they need to achieve their oral pleasure.
1. I licked that pussy so good that when I hit her with the 360 Clit Lick she went Cunnilingus Hedonist on me the rest of the relationship!
2. Bro, my tongue is so tender, and my jaw is sore, from this Cunnilingus Hedonist I’m dating.
2. Bro, my tongue is so tender, and my jaw is sore, from this Cunnilingus Hedonist I’m dating.
Cunnilingus Hedonist by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 11, 2019
Cunnilingus
Cunnilingus by min.yoongis.canoe.shoes April 18, 2021
Cunnilingus
Cunnilingus is an oral sex act performed by a person on a female's genitalia (the clitoris, other parts of the vulva or the vagina). The clitoris is the most sexually sensitive part of the human female genitalia, and its stimulation may result in female sexual arousal or orgasm.
Cunnilingus by Dudu2 January 10, 2015
Coffee Cup Cunnilingus
The act of licking the foam from the inside of a coffee cup, often compared to a sexual act due to how enjoyable and suggestive it is.
Guy 1: Dude, how'd you get cappuccino froth all over you face?
Guy 2: Oh, I performed coffee cup cunnilingus a minute ago.
Guy 1: Shit, you got some in your eyebrows.
Guy 2: Yeah I really get into it.
Girl: That's kinda hot.
Guy 2: Oh, I performed coffee cup cunnilingus a minute ago.
Guy 1: Shit, you got some in your eyebrows.
Guy 2: Yeah I really get into it.
Girl: That's kinda hot.
Coffee Cup Cunnilingus by jag-d April 28, 2012
Captain Cunnilingus
Captain Cunnilingus by Kcally June 14, 2008
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