Cunked

Similar to the phrase “get fucked”, but even more so.

“Get cunked, you bitch!”

by wefbo February 1, 2021

Cunk/Cunked

Doing 2 drugs and the same time then doing a double backflip off a trampoline.

nice Cunk/Cunked bruh

thanks im cooked right now

by Mr. Cunk January 11, 2025

cunted fuck

Usually used in a positive sense, possibly as a greeting to a close friend or when they've acted in a way which makes one proud

A: I went to sailors the other night and fucked this bitch in the toilet
B: Ah you cunted fuck thats awesome

or

A: alright you cunted fuck how are you
B: alright thanks cunt

by theCF July 7, 2012

Cunted Creature

A fond way to refer to a female of any species especially humans as it refers to the most precious part of the female anatomy.

I work with a whole lot of cunted creatures

by CuntSpreader October 11, 2019

Cunke

whatever randy wants it to mean.

It can mean Drip, Finesse, Bread, Clout, New New, ETC...

OMG danny is the cunke rn.
Bryson said I was the cunke of the week! Stoked!

by NeBuLa_Nova May 20, 2019

cunted off

A harsher form of being mugged-off.

Alan asked me for a fiver. He's a scrounging fuck, so I cunted him off.

Alan: Ian never gave me that fiver; he just cunted me off!

Being cunted off leaves a dude feeling low for the rest of the day.

by Loan shark Iz March 2, 2010

Cunted hump

A fool, an idiot or a wasted space. A term to describe someone, usually a woman, that has done something that has exceeded all expectations of stupidity.

Woman: "While backing your new car out of the garage I accidently wiped off the side mirror"

Man: "You great cunted hump!!"

by Mickyboy January 29, 2007