Cumtent 

Cumming contently

In the bed he became cumtent

Cumtent by FuCkEdUp October 10, 2023

cumtent 

A special type of tent specifically intended for cumming in, on, or under.

Vaibhav doesn't know I'm taking his mom to a cumtent.

cumtent by lntick February 2, 2022

Cumcentration 

The skill required to keep yourself from prematurely ejaculating when having sex with a significant other.

Steve: So I was fucking my main bitch last night, and I was pretty nervous and scared that I'd blow my load.
Alan: What'd you do?
Steve: I just thought about rainbows and shit.
Alan: Whoa that must've taken tons of cumcentration.

Sophie: I have this jewish boyfriend, and he keeps prematurely ejaculating.
Oprah: Bitch you gotta send your man to a cumcentration camp.
Sohpie: Oprah, that's very socially insensitive, I dont make fun of you for being a queefopotamus, do I?

Cumcentration by Germ604 June 25, 2009

cummentary 

a collection of shared moments in memory exchanged via texts, memories of sweat and involuntary gasps, hands against flesh, and moans of intense climax; memories of soft easy laughter against pillows and the southward migration of goosebumps raised off smooth skin

Our cummentary led directly from texting to the bedroom; I couldn't wait for his clothes to hit the floor.

cummentary by Sunny Lanning June 24, 2015

Cuntentia 

Someone that is born a cunt and then develops dementia, therefore becoming a bigger cunt.

The penthouse ogre is suffering from cuntentia.

Cuntentia by anonymous October 2, 2023

cuntent 

A feminist term to replace "lady blog." Coined by twitter personality, Haley Mlotek.

"Rejecting the term "lady blog" in favor of the more palatable "cuntent," please adjust correspondence accordingly." -Haley Mlotek

cuntent by G.W.N. April 26, 2015

Cuntentines Day 

Opposite of valentines day basically if yaaaaa hate it :')

Person 1 'happy valentines day!'
Person 2 *dirty look*
Person 2 'happy cuntentines day'

Cuntentines Day by emily&vicki March 2, 2011