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Cementhead

A hockey goon, not good for much else besides questionable hits and ugly checks.
Did you see that cementhead Zdeno Chara check Vanek?
Cementhead by Adam Whistler March 25, 2008

CementHead

To be so stupid people wonder if there is a brain in someone's head or just cement.
Friend: "Neil is such a cementhead he took a large potion before taking his mini's"

Jimbob: "HAHA I l wonder if his head is actually filled with cement."
CementHead by rjdthecoolkid September 28, 2018
a soft scrotal glue, produced by aggresive fondling and/or stroking of an engorged phallus, that hardens on setting, usually upon an enthused female's body; excellent for attaching random items to one's partner
"Yo Chad! You should've been there last night! I Supermanned Karen with some of my Grade A cument!"
cument by chef's special April 21, 2021

CementHead

Someone who is so stupid you wonder if he has a brain or just cement in his head.
Jimbob: "HAHA Neil is such a cementhead he took his large potion before his mini's."

Ryguy: "HAHA what a cementhead!"
CementHead by rjdthecoolkid September 28, 2018
It means to cum in a fancy way.
For example, hey John! Are you cumething? John: yes I am!
cumeth by Shinji1karir34 January 31, 2023
When you have multiple back-to-back sex sessions, you can’t remember where he came.
Lilly: Me and old mate fucked non-stop last night.
Amanda: That’s hot! Where did he cum?
Lilly: Uh, gosh! I can’t remember. We did it so many times, I’ve got cumentia.
cumentia by Lincorssm August 29, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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