Cumbent 

To ejaculate in a right angle as opposed to a straight line.

I came and it was cumbent.

Cumbent by Poonoonoo January 10, 2014

Cumcentration 

The skill required to keep yourself from prematurely ejaculating when having sex with a significant other.

Steve: So I was fucking my main bitch last night, and I was pretty nervous and scared that I'd blow my load.
Alan: What'd you do?
Steve: I just thought about rainbows and shit.
Alan: Whoa that must've taken tons of cumcentration.

Sophie: I have this jewish boyfriend, and he keeps prematurely ejaculating.
Oprah: Bitch you gotta send your man to a cumcentration camp.
Sohpie: Oprah, that's very socially insensitive, I dont make fun of you for being a queefopotamus, do I?

Cumcentration by Germ604 June 25, 2009

cummentary 

a collection of shared moments in memory exchanged via texts, memories of sweat and involuntary gasps, hands against flesh, and moans of intense climax; memories of soft easy laughter against pillows and the southward migration of goosebumps raised off smooth skin

Our cummentary led directly from texting to the bedroom; I couldn't wait for his clothes to hit the floor.

cummentary by Sunny Lanning June 24, 2015

Cumbender

When someone is so good at sex that they seem to control when you cum. Much like being a water, fire, earth, or air bender in Avatar. Can be male or female.

Damn she really is a cumbender I came before I even knew what happened.

Cumbender by Holldaddy August 24, 2019

cumment 

A comment on facebook or other social media that lets the reader know that they are going to be ejaculating by the time they press enter or send. This is usually done while typing one handed.

If I had a nickel, everytime a dude would cumment on my facebook pictures... I would be one rich bitch.

cumment by terramayfield January 17, 2012

cument 

a soft scrotal glue, produced by aggresive fondling and/or stroking of an engorged phallus, that hardens on setting, usually upon an enthused female's body; excellent for attaching random items to one's partner

"Yo Chad! You should've been there last night! I Supermanned Karen with some of my Grade A cument!"

cument by chef's special April 21, 2021

Cumbert

A sex move in which you cum inside bert from sesame street

You should try cumbert its swag

Cumbert by [e-mail] September 1, 2021