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to rate a person (pornstar, JAV idol, model) based on climax of the cumshot rating of 1-5. 1 is the lowest raring of a weak cumshot. 5 is the highest ultimate climax rating.
Eva Elfie is the hottest pornstar ... absolutely a cumrate of 5!
cumrate by pornstar221 September 10, 2021
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Cumtaminated 

one who has willingly been the recipient of cum from numerous sources
Guy A: "man, Brittnay looks hot tonight!"

Guy B: "bro, i wouldnt fuck her with your dick, and Jim pushing."

Guy A: (looks confused)

Guy B: "bitch is Cumtaminated!"

Guy A: " Oh, word" (Guy A adds while grinning with acceptance)
Cumtaminated by gorilla adam March 2, 2009
This is a term used to describe someone who is engaged in the people's fight for liberation from class warfare, while also someone who is engaged with liberating your libido.
I lost my job, they evicted my ass, and I can barely afford food for myself now... thank god for my cumrades, they'll know how to help me
Cumrade by cumrade4lyfe March 9, 2022

Cumrag Murray 

A nickname for a suspicious handcloth, which is mostly like used as a cumrag to clean up baby gravy after masturbation.

The name is in reference to Dr. Conrad Murray, Michael Jackson's prosecuted doctor who was involved within the key drug scandal that led to MJ's death.
Brother 1: "Scotty, how's Cumrag Murray these days?"

Brother 2: "Who the fuck is Cumrag Murray?"

Brother 1: "That suspiciously crusty rag Mom found under your bed the other day ya fuck nugget"
Cumrag Murray by CookieJarBoi69 September 2, 2019

cumrimage 

To set off from Durham to Barnard Castle to test one’s eyesight to ensure one is capable of driving back to London.

Optional extras include jumping out of the car at Barnard Castle due to feeling “a little bit sick”
I’m off on a cumrimage.
cumrimage by 007adriano August 5, 2021

cumrades 

When two male friends or cordial acquaintances have full-on sex or an encounter otherwise resulting in ejaculation for the male party, with at least one common female.
"What?? You had sex with Sarah brah?? Me too! Cumrades for life man. "
cumrades by GermanUnicorns August 23, 2012
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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