Cumposure 

One’s ability to hold themself together while having sex, to stay cumposed until they reach the inevitable discumposure at the end.

“I managed to keep my cumposure for most of the time we fucked.”
“And then what?”
“I broke, of course: Discumposure is inevitable.”

Cumposure by UnholyTaquito June 27, 2025

clomposure 

A pitiful clumsy attempt at being composed and achieving closure after being dumped.

Alesha Dixon's song Breathe Slow should use the word CLOMPOSURE rather than closure to show the full extent of her needy desperation:
"Cos, ladies, take it in
And get cLomposure
Before I lose it
Get cLomposure"

clomposure by princessetamtam January 19, 2009

composure 

Calm, self-assurance.

The president managed to keep his composure during his speech even when TelePrompTer broke down, leaving him without a script.

composure by Larstait November 10, 2003

Cumposer 

A person who fakes orgasms.

Jean totally fakes her orgasms, she's a cumposer.

Cumposer by KetelOne415 March 26, 2009

cumposite 

Any composite of cum and any other material.

Derived from cum and composite.

detective: Wow this kid's bed sheets stopped a full mag from an assault rifle.

csi guy: Those cumposites are incredible. The tails of the sperm help dissipate the kinetic energy...

detective: Alright, I get it. I once found a burglar, with his head caved in from a kid's cum rag. I got the pix on my phone.

cumposite by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010

house of composure 

The house of composure is a fictional establishment where nothing resembling madness can occur. Legend has it, the house of composure may have once been located at the corner of Tremont and Tremont in Boston, MA or at the corner of Columbus and Columbus just a few blocks away. Many young people aspire to one day attain one of the 100 bedrooms inside the house of composure but have yet to find it.

"House of composure, where is your posture?"

"This is the room of emotions, NOT the house of composure."

house of composure by simmaranfo April 1, 2007

cumposter 

A character from the game ''Among us'' that has been cummed on at least 3 times over the span of 7 days without being washed.

The cumposter was acting suspicious whilst cum was dripping of his face.

cumposter by gräddkrämarn November 21, 2022