Definitions by KetelOne415
Need a Bigger Boat
A term often used when a person sharts themselves at a party or bar but decides to suck it up and continue on with the night.
"Dude, Zander, are you alright?"
"No man, I'm gonna need a bigger boat."
"What?"
"There's been a shart attack. I can feel the liquid surrounding me but I'm gonna let it crust up and party on!"
"No man, I'm gonna need a bigger boat."
"What?"
"There's been a shart attack. I can feel the liquid surrounding me but I'm gonna let it crust up and party on!"
Need a Bigger Boat by KetelOne415 October 23, 2009
Habibi Booboo
When a person of Arabic descent tries to fart on somebody at a party but accidentally sharts himself, then acts like nothing happened.
Hisham was very uncomfortable after he pulled a Habibi Booboo in his pants at a July 4th party in Napa, California.
Habibi Booboo by KetelOne415 March 5, 2009
Mysterious Apple Turnover
When a guy with the green apple splatters goes to a girl's house, fucks her and leaves bacon strips on her sheets. The next morning, after the guy is gone, the girl turns over the covers and discovers the shit stains.
Shelly woke up hungover to find out that David left a mysterious apple turnover in her bed last night.
Mysterious Apple Turnover by KetelOne415 March 4, 2009
Bon Anniversaire
After you cum all over your girl's face, you head butt her and then say "Bon Anniversaire!". Then put your clothes on and leave without saying a word.
Bon Anniversaire by KetelOne415 February 27, 2009