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cum play 

when you cum somewhere that isn’t inside your partner and your partner plays with the cum. either licking it up or swirling their tongue around in it.
“I came on my stomach and he licked it up afterward, some of the best cum play we’ve had so far”
cum play by lesbiansandgays May 16, 2018

Cumplaning 

Similar to hydroplaning, the act of slipping on lost sperm usually found on the floor.
"Dude, I almost cracked my head today."
"What happened?"
"I was cumplaning."
"That's why I have carpeted floors"
Cumplaning by AirRoar February 26, 2010

Cumplastered 

Shot with Cum, or Semen.
I cumplastered your mom last night.
Cumplastered by MarcoShitII August 26, 2008

cumplaining 

When a girl is mad or upset at a guy for the taste, placement, or amount of cum ejaculated during his orgasm, therefore leaving her to cumplain to him the whole time rather then letting him enjoy it.
Jill: What the F**K Jack! You got it in my ear again. You know how much of a pain it is to get out. We're gonna have too...........

Jack: (Mumbling) Gosh dangit. If this darn hoe could stop cumplaining maybe I'd finally enjoy an orgasm here for a change.
cum poo + smurgly

When, after anal sex, person1's butthole is filled with both cum and poo. Then person2 sucks it all out through a straw.

(remember; person1 prolly needs a sloppy stomache or such thing...)
Used in a flirtatious setting:
"Do u wanna cumply me?"

Also used as a cuss; "cumply me!" (Like "Suck my balls" or sommin)
cumply by Brainfarrt December 26, 2007

cumplane 

When a pilot of a major airline watches porn while flying the plane, and he starts masturbating and he cums all over the controls. The controls break, and a flight attendant goes in the cockpit to investigate, and the pilot cums again, this time on the flight attendant’s face. The flight attendant also masturbates, and soon all the passengers on the plane start masturbating to the point of ejaculating. The plane fills up with cum and some shit. The plane then crashes into the ocean, and leaks shit, cum and other junk into the ocean.
Korean Air Flight 2147483647 did a cumplane.
cumplane by MrPhoton June 28, 2018