Cumplay

when you ejaculate over your partner after sex and they play with your cum by rubbing it over their tits or their ass or something

I pulled out and blew my load over Sara's belly... she rubbed it all over her nipples with some good cumplay

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml September 11, 2018

cum play

when you cum somewhere that isn’t inside your partner and your partner plays with the cum. either licking it up or swirling their tongue around in it.

“I came on my stomach and he licked it up afterward, some of the best cum play we’ve had so far”

by lesbiansandgays May 16, 2018

Cumplaning

Similar to hydroplaning, the act of slipping on lost sperm usually found on the floor.

"Dude, I almost cracked my head today."
"What happened?"
"I was cumplaning."
"That's why I have carpeted floors"

by AirRoar February 26, 2010

Cumplastered

Shot with Cum, or Semen.

I cumplastered your mom last night.

by MarcoShitII August 26, 2008

cumplaining

When a girl is mad or upset at a guy for the taste, placement, or amount of cum ejaculated during his orgasm, therefore leaving her to cumplain to him the whole time rather then letting him enjoy it.

Jill: What the F**K Jack! You got it in my ear again. You know how much of a pain it is to get out. We're gonna have too...........

Jack: (Mumbling) Gosh dangit. If this darn hoe could stop cumplaining maybe I'd finally enjoy an orgasm here for a change.

by I am the original DIESEL. March 5, 2011

cumply

cum poo + smurgly

When, after anal sex, person1's butthole is filled with both cum and poo. Then person2 sucks it all out through a straw.

(remember; person1 prolly needs a sloppy stomache or such thing...)

Used in a flirtatious setting:
"Do u wanna cumply me?"

Also used as a cuss; "cumply me!" (Like "Suck my balls" or sommin)

by Brainfarrt December 26, 2007

cumplane

When a pilot of a major airline watches porn while flying the plane, and he starts masturbating and he cums all over the controls. The controls break, and a flight attendant goes in the cockpit to investigate, and the pilot cums again, this time on the flight attendant’s face. The flight attendant also masturbates, and soon all the passengers on the plane start masturbating to the point of ejaculating. The plane fills up with cum and some shit. The plane then crashes into the ocean, and leaks shit, cum and other junk into the ocean.

Korean Air Flight 2147483647 did a cumplane.

by MrPhoton June 28, 2018