cumply

cum poo + smurgly

When, after anal sex, person1's butthole is filled with both cum and poo. Then person2 sucks it all out through a straw.

(remember; person1 prolly needs a sloppy stomache or such thing...)

Used in a flirtatious setting:
"Do u wanna cumply me?"

Also used as a cuss; "cumply me!" (Like "Suck my balls" or sommin)

cumply by Brainfarrt December 26, 2007

Cumpy 

a word originated in Hoboken, NJ used to described friendship.
I.E. your boy, your people

Cumpy what the F*** you doing over there

Cumpy by Beau Hall January 28, 2009

Humpty Cumpty

When your upset with your girlfriend and you want to unwind you roll yourself up backwards with your feet behind your ears and shoot a load onto your face.

You can also say hurtful things to yourself like “if you won’t take it then I will!”

Person 1: dude my girlfriend is going to leave me

Person 2: fuck man, you wanna talk about it?

Person 1: She keeps catching me shooting fat loads onto my face, calling me humpty cumpty and then storming off.

Person 2: .....

Humpty Cumpty by Rainbowassfucker April 9, 2022

Cumplosion 

An act of extreame pleasure resulting in the uncontrollable explosive release of cum. May be from an extreamly inconceivable source.

Kaprian Kern, that just gave me a cumplosion!

Cumplosion by Legend- wait for it- dairy November 4, 2018

Cumplicated 

Cumplicated: complicated by sexual frustation or interruption or lack therof

Their relationship was cumplicated

Cumplicated by Quarkful February 10, 2020

Cumplaning 

Similar to hydroplaning, the act of slipping on lost sperm usually found on the floor.

"Dude, I almost cracked my head today."
"What happened?"
"I was cumplaning."
"That's why I have carpeted floors"

Cumplaning by AirRoar February 26, 2010

Cumplay 

when you ejaculate over your partner after sex and they play with your cum by rubbing it over their tits or their ass or something

I pulled out and blew my load over Sara's belly... she rubbed it all over her nipples with some good cumplay

Cumplay by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml September 11, 2018