When a girl is mad or upset at a guy for the taste, placement, or amount of cum ejaculated during his orgasm, therefore leaving her to cumplain to him the whole time rather then letting him enjoy it.
Jill: What the F**K Jack! You got it in my ear again. You know how much of a pain it is to get out. We're gonna have too...........
Jack: (Mumbling) Gosh dangit. If this darn hoe could stop cumplaining maybe I'd finally enjoy an orgasm here for a change.
Jack: (Mumbling) Gosh dangit. If this darn hoe could stop cumplaining maybe I'd finally enjoy an orgasm here for a change.
by I am the original DIESEL. March 5, 2011
Get the cumplaining mug.The rebuttal to the feminist use of the word "mansplaining". Used as a counter to their attempt to suppress arguments through a dismissal from buzzwords.
by Cognitive Dissident February 2, 2017
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"What happened?"
"I was cumplaning."
"That's why I have carpeted floors"
"What happened?"
"I was cumplaning."
"That's why I have carpeted floors"
by AirRoar February 26, 2010
Get the Cumplaning mug.A political candidate who is both campaigning for public office, and complaining about another candidate campaigning for the same position.
Person A: "So what have you seen about that governor's race in Minnesota?"
Person B: "A whole lot of camplaining. One candidate was crying about yard sign placement. Another candidate was whining about comments they made being taken out of context. I can't wait for this round of elections to be over with..."
Person B: "A whole lot of camplaining. One candidate was crying about yard sign placement. Another candidate was whining about comments they made being taken out of context. I can't wait for this round of elections to be over with..."
by LOVEMESOMEURBAN October 18, 2010
Get the camplaining mug.A meme derived from dirtydog (abbreviated to dd) regarding his contempt and displeasure of everything.
by The Self Preservation Society - The SPS May 23, 2008
Get the dd complaining mug.Complaining is usually what hipocritical people do when something displeases them. they would rather use a verbal indication to express their displeasure of a certain thing, rather than taking a stand and doing something about it.
Hippie 1:There're like starving people all over the world man, i think i'll stand in front congress and wave a sign for a couple hours to get my point across.
by mAGIK bUS April 17, 2005
Get the complaining mug.A term given to people who constantly complain about how things in life should change, but don't do anything about it, such as getting off their arse and protesting about it. From a mix of the words complain and campaign.
Steve was complaigning about the erosion of civil liberties in the UK, and that we should all do something about it! After the next pint.
by thegriceisright August 10, 2009
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