When a girl is mad or upset at a guy for the taste, placement, or amount of cum ejaculated during his orgasm, therefore leaving her to cumplain to him the whole time rather then letting him enjoy it.
Jill: What the F**K Jack! You got it in my ear again. You know how much of a pain it is to get out. We're gonna have too...........
Jack: (Mumbling) Gosh dangit. If this darn hoe could stop cumplaining maybe I'd finally enjoy an orgasm here for a change.
Jack: (Mumbling) Gosh dangit. If this darn hoe could stop cumplaining maybe I'd finally enjoy an orgasm here for a change.
by I am the original DIESEL. February 18, 2011
A thick creamy bitter Sweet medicinal mixture of freshly squeezed breast milk and ejaculated semen, which is then blended together and stored at room temperature until it sours, that has been proven to stop chronic complaining by inducing vomiting followed by hysterical laughter. It can be taken orally or used as a skin cream.
Side effects may include frequent urination, vomiting, highly contagious rashes, itchy skin lesions, blindness or blurred vision if it makes direct contact with the eyes, and pregnancy if misused as a vaginal suppository.
Side effects may include frequent urination, vomiting, highly contagious rashes, itchy skin lesions, blindness or blurred vision if it makes direct contact with the eyes, and pregnancy if misused as a vaginal suppository.
The lines for the complaint departments have become so backed up we've had to switch from sympathizing or trying to resolve issues, to administering large doses of a cumplain shake.
by King of the Bomangoddies November 17, 2019