Cumplaning

Similar to hydroplaning, the act of slipping on lost sperm usually found on the floor.

"Dude, I almost cracked my head today."
"What happened?"
"I was cumplaning."
"That's why I have carpeted floors"

by AirRoar February 26, 2010

camplaining

A political candidate who is both campaigning for public office, and complaining about another candidate campaigning for the same position.

Person A: "So what have you seen about that governor's race in Minnesota?"

Person B: "A whole lot of camplaining. One candidate was crying about yard sign placement. Another candidate was whining about comments they made being taken out of context. I can't wait for this round of elections to be over with..."

by LOVEMESOMEURBAN October 18, 2010

dd complaining

A meme derived from dirtydog (abbreviated to dd) regarding his contempt and displeasure of everything.

I'm tired of immigrants coming into this country and taking all the jobs.

LOL, dd complaining.

by The Self Preservation Society - The SPS May 23, 2008

cumplaining

When a girl is mad or upset at a guy for the taste, placement, or amount of cum ejaculated during his orgasm, therefore leaving her to cumplain to him the whole time rather then letting him enjoy it.

Jill: What the F**K Jack! You got it in my ear again. You know how much of a pain it is to get out. We're gonna have too...........

Jack: (Mumbling) Gosh dangit. If this darn hoe could stop cumplaining maybe I'd finally enjoy an orgasm here for a change.

by I am the original DIESEL. March 5, 2011

complaining

Complaining is usually what hipocritical people do when something displeases them. they would rather use a verbal indication to express their displeasure of a certain thing, rather than taking a stand and doing something about it.

Hippie 1:There're like starving people all over the world man, i think i'll stand in front congress and wave a sign for a couple hours to get my point across.

by mAGIK bUS April 17, 2005

Complaining

expressing dissatisfaction and can only be told by tone of voice

he knew perfectly well he couldn't accuse me of complaining in the email

by jack wincester January 3, 2008

complating

If someone is hate/complaining

"That shirt is so ugly I would never were that" then you say "quit complating about my outfit"

by Complating October 18, 2015