Cumplaning
"Dude, I almost cracked my head today."
"What happened?"
"I was cumplaning."
"That's why I have carpeted floors"
"What happened?"
"I was cumplaning."
"That's why I have carpeted floors"
Cumplaning by AirRoar February 26, 2010
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camplaining
A political candidate who is both campaigning for public office, and complaining about another candidate campaigning for the same position.
Person A: "So what have you seen about that governor's race in Minnesota?"
Person B: "A whole lot of camplaining. One candidate was crying about yard sign placement. Another candidate was whining about comments they made being taken out of context. I can't wait for this round of elections to be over with..."
Person B: "A whole lot of camplaining. One candidate was crying about yard sign placement. Another candidate was whining about comments they made being taken out of context. I can't wait for this round of elections to be over with..."
camplaining by LOVEMESOMEURBAN October 18, 2010
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dd complaining
A meme derived from dirtydog (abbreviated to dd) regarding his contempt and displeasure of everything.
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cumplaining
When a girl is mad or upset at a guy for the taste, placement, or amount of cum ejaculated during his orgasm, therefore leaving her to cumplain to him the whole time rather then letting him enjoy it.
Jill: What the F**K Jack! You got it in my ear again. You know how much of a pain it is to get out. We're gonna have too...........
Jack: (Mumbling) Gosh dangit. If this darn hoe could stop cumplaining maybe I'd finally enjoy an orgasm here for a change.
Jack: (Mumbling) Gosh dangit. If this darn hoe could stop cumplaining maybe I'd finally enjoy an orgasm here for a change.
cumplaining by I am the original DIESEL. March 5, 2011
complaining
Complaining is usually what hipocritical people do when something displeases them. they would rather use a verbal indication to express their displeasure of a certain thing, rather than taking a stand and doing something about it.
Hippie 1:There're like starving people all over the world man, i think i'll stand in front congress and wave a sign for a couple hours to get my point across.
complaining by mAGIK bUS April 17, 2005
Complaining
Complaining by jack wincester January 3, 2008
complating
complating by Complating October 18, 2015
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