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cumplane 

When a pilot of a major airline watches porn while flying the plane, and he starts masturbating and he cums all over the controls. The controls break, and a flight attendant goes in the cockpit to investigate, and the pilot cums again, this time on the flight attendant’s face. The flight attendant also masturbates, and soon all the passengers on the plane start masturbating to the point of ejaculating. The plane fills up with cum and some shit. The plane then crashes into the ocean, and leaks shit, cum and other junk into the ocean.
Korean Air Flight 2147483647 did a cumplane.
cumplane by MrPhoton June 28, 2018
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Cumplaning 

Similar to hydroplaning, the act of slipping on lost sperm usually found on the floor.
"Dude, I almost cracked my head today."
"What happened?"
"I was cumplaning."
"That's why I have carpeted floors"
Cumplaning by AirRoar February 26, 2010
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Complane 

A state of being in which your irritability and unpleasantness causes others to accuse you of “taking a flight on the Complane”. Depending on how unbearable you are to your friends, they may assert that you are the Pilot, the Co-Pilot, the Stewardess, or simply a Passenger on the Complane.
Friend 1: I’m so tired of studying, I want my exams to just be over already.
Friend 2: You are really riding the Complane right now.

Friend 1: Why do we have to be at this party right now? I don’t know anyone and they don’t even have free drinks.
Friend 2: Wow, you’re like the Stewardess of the Complane.

Friend 1: WHY DOES EVERYTHING BAD HAPPEN TO ME?!?!?!
Friend 2: Congratulations, you’ve just been awarded a Pilot position on the Complane.
Complane by N8 n $mash May 25, 2011

Complane 

complane is a made up word that combines the words "complain" and "plane". It is used as a company name (complane.de) of a service company that claim damage payment from airlines according to EU law
complane – We stand up for your air passenger rights!
Complane by ChristianT79 November 16, 2021

cum-plane 

A long shot ejaculation into a woman mouth
That cum-plane went for miles last night
cum-plane by ocelot gaming bitch November 4, 2015

cumplacent 

When pledges fucking suck.
You guys are fucking cumplacent
cumplacent by Erik chun March 3, 2022
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