cum-plane

A long shot ejaculation into a woman mouth

That cum-plane went for miles last night

by ocelot gaming bitch November 4, 2015

A warm place to cum

A female that has exceptionally bad sexual technique, often marked by disinterest, lack of movement during sex, with minimal to no verbal feedback given to the male during the sexual interlude. Often times, she has a large vagina, making friction between the penis and vaginal wall nearly impossible. This condition is often secondary to her having had multiple sex partners of varying races. She will occasionally reach for the remote control or a cigarette during intercourse.

Man, that girl is really fucked up. I caught her looking over my shoulder watching TV while I was fucking her. It is still better than jerking off. She is just a warm place to cum.

Last night I went home with Sarah. She was so loose that I could not even hit the side of her pussy! She was just a warm place to cum!

by Bob Mobley from beyond September 20, 2013

cumplane

When a pilot of a major airline watches porn while flying the plane, and he starts masturbating and he cums all over the controls. The controls break, and a flight attendant goes in the cockpit to investigate, and the pilot cums again, this time on the flight attendant’s face. The flight attendant also masturbates, and soon all the passengers on the plane start masturbating to the point of ejaculating. The plane fills up with cum and some shit. The plane then crashes into the ocean, and leaks shit, cum and other junk into the ocean.

Korean Air Flight 2147483647 did a cumplane.

by MrPhoton June 28, 2018