Cummander in chief
Cummander in chief by tirtle December 11, 2017
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commander-in-chief
The Constitutional military rank of the President of the United States.
The highest rank in the United States military.
The highest rank in the United States military.
commander-in-chief by Nicolaivich January 18, 2004
commander-in-chief
1. n. A self-masturbatory term President Bush uses to reassure himself of his own superiority.
2. n. A term President Bush uses when he is asked a question he does not know the answer to.
2. n. A term President Bush uses when he is asked a question he does not know the answer to.
Q: "Mr. Bush, do you take advice from your father?"
Bush: "I'm the commander-in-chief!"
Q: "Mr. Bush, why, again, did we invade Iraq?"
Bush: "I'm the commander-in-chief!"
Bush: "I'm the commander-in-chief!"
Q: "Mr. Bush, why, again, did we invade Iraq?"
Bush: "I'm the commander-in-chief!"
commander-in-chief by January 20th, 2009 December 7, 2006
cuntmander-in-chief
A term to describe the first woman president of the United States. She boasts having an oval orifice where her best work is done.
I really thought Hilary was going to be our first cuntmander-in-chief and then Obama took Iowa by surprise.
cuntmander-in-chief by verbiage November 29, 2011
Commander in Chief
When you bang a girl while smoking a blunt, and railing her from top. While you're "cheefing," you're commanding the position on top of her.
"Yo, i was so horny, but wanted to cheef....so I propositioned the 'commander in chief' and she was totally into it."
"Right on!"
"Right on!"
Commander in Chief by Dylan, Andy February 6, 2010
Commander in chief
The new girl is trying to become the new commander in chief. She already jumped from the air force to the army guys.
Commander in chief by Angry persona March 2, 2017
Commander-in-Chief
Someone who has completed The Pentagon and also became a Five Star General. ie. They have had heterosexual sex with a member of all five branches of the US military (thus completing The Pentagon) and homosexual sex with a member of all five branches (thus becoming a Five Star General).
"Last year he slept with all those guys to become a Five Star General. Now, he's halfway through The Pentagon and about to become the Commander-in-Chief"
Commander-in-Chief by TimmaC10 December 13, 2020
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