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Cumpanion
A person you associate with stricly for carnal pleasures, there is never talk of commitment or relationship issues
Sam: Hey isn't that the girl you met downtown a couple months ago ?
Joe: Yep, we run into each other every couple of weeks and always end up bumpin' uglies... She is my all-time favorite "Cumpanion", I don't even know her last name !
Joe: Yep, we run into each other every couple of weeks and always end up bumpin' uglies... She is my all-time favorite "Cumpanion", I don't even know her last name !
Cumpanion by damagicman63 March 25, 2010
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Cumpanion by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020
cumpanion
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpadre (from 'compadre'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy, circle jerkers
Variant of: cumpadre (from 'compadre'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy, circle jerkers
cumpanion by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 29, 2007
Cumpanions
Two (or more) individuals who engage in sexual activities and hangout infrequently without defining it as a full-on relationship. See Friends with Benefits.
Dude 1:"yeah Sarah and I hook up a lot, I guess we are cumpanions."
Dude 2:"makes sense man, you guys hang out a decent amount."
Dude 2:"makes sense man, you guys hang out a decent amount."
Cumpanions by DualFlameButane April 2, 2016
Campaniana
Booty Booty and booty. Body unique booty on fleek. Not to bad in the bed either if you know what I mean.She's basically Beyonce with bigger boobs.She invented sex
Campaniana is bomb
Campaniana by Curlyheaddrippy April 9, 2017
Cumpanion pillow
An inflatable fuckfest to you through the TSA lines or HOV lines on the way to work. This durable “washable” inflatable life size a promo ally correct life like Pillow will sure to be a hit at all your upcoming events; whether your at home ,travel or just having dinner with your parents and need a date. She or he or it will get you through it.
While at jury duty I was so stressed I had to relieve myself with cumpanion pillow. The judge and other jurors objected. But I susStained and finished
Cumpanion pillow by clear creek October 8, 2022
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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