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Cumpanionship

The feeling of companionship you get from a cum stain left by a sex partner on the bedsheet near your pillow. Without it, you would feel lonely sleeping by yourself.
I enjoy the cumpanionship of the big crusty cum stain left by the hot guy I hooked up with last week. I may not wash my sheets for a while because I don't have a boyfriend and don't want to lose my cumpanion.
Cumpanionship by Velvet Tongue January 3, 2026
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comanionship

Time that men spend together doing manly things. Drinking beer, looking at women, playing xbox.
Jay and I are going to meet up for some comanionship later. I have a 2-4 and he has halo 3 on his Xbox 360.
comanionship by LouieDG May 7, 2008

Male companionship 

When old ladies need some dick but still gotta act like they wanna chat and get dinner first. Usually found in newspaper ads cuz old ppl don't know about tinder or Christian mingle yet.
Attractive, healthy, energetic, 60 years old female looking for "male companionship"
Male companionship by krohnson November 30, 2017

Companionship

com·pan·ion·ship (km-pnyn-shp)

Women: Another term for a f**k buddy
Example: I'm only with him for companionship. he is not my boyfriend.

Also see "friends with benefits"
Companionship by eMnMe April 25, 2011

companionshit 

a companionship That is no longer end-user friendly. see friendshit, relationshit
your companionship has gone south. now it is more like a real 'companionshit'
companionshit by EnterNot August 19, 2008

Non sexual companionship 

When your boyfriend doesnt want to have sex with you but wants to keep everything else the same
Since I masturbate, I don't need to have sex with my girlfriend. Were now in a non sexual companionship

companionship

when u meet a friend who isent a fcukin bitch and backstaber. Thats a one and a million shot.
companionship by Alo October 21, 2003
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