Cumiar

When you cum on a cracker for someone to eat.

I’m not sure which I prefer on my Ritz cracker, caviar, or my husbands cum. It is so enjoyable I call it cumiar.

Cumiar by Claymax2 May 15, 2023

cumiahrrea 

When you run your mouth so much the company you work for is forced to fire you from your multimillion dollar, 15 hour work week job

I had such a bad case of cumiahrrea on Twitter last night, that my boss fired me by email the next morning

cumiahrrea by JimMorton August 31, 2016

cumfarter 

1. A person farting moments after his partner finishes inside him/her.

2. A term used as to have the last word in a lame insult competition.

3. The outcome of your flatulence if you're put behind bars and have a pretty face.

Example 1:
Jack and Jake are in the tub. Jack cums in Jake

Jack: "I'll be right back to blow you, don't finish without me."

3min later Jack returns only to find the tub water murky in cum....

Jack: I thought I told you to wait

Jake: I did, I just farted...

Example 2:

-You're a dickwipe
-Oh yeah? Well you're a Cumfarter! ...I win!

cumfarter by aristophaneftw1 November 18, 2011

Cumaract 

A condition that occurs when semen impedes regular vision. Also know as the Money Shot. cum-arah-kt.

Ie: Why can't I open my eye, I must have Cumaracts.
Reference:

Circa 2018: Peej

Cumaract by RobVio September 23, 2018

cumtarded 

It is the feeling of pure retardation after an orgasm. You are unable to communicate or operate your body.

Man that was a serious orgasm. I can't even move my body or speak. I am so cumtarded.

cumtarded by Stephanie Steamweaver April 19, 2014

cocksucking cumgargling thundercunt 

The greatest insult ever.

Person 1: you're a cocksucking cumgargling thundercunt!
Person 2: speachless.

cocksucking cumgargling thundercunt by JWILLY234567 October 23, 2013

Anthony Cumia 

Someone who has phony hair, pockmarks, no friends, fake teeth, an unquenchable thirst for transsexual peckahs, and a mooching loser brother who spends all day ranting about black people and politics on Twitter and blocking any- and everyone who disagrees with or insults him in an effort to create a safe space for himself. He's also a pedophile, racist, woman-biting loser.

Anthony Cumia, disgraced former shocking disc jockey, was arrested today for biting his child bride.

Anthony Cumia by AnthonyCumiaLovesTrannyCock February 11, 2018