Claymax2's definitions

Porn Scat

Making the music soundtrack of a porn movie just using your vocal skills.

Lenny was talking about moving a dryer for the hot neighbor. As he told the story, I laid down some porn scat to accompany it.

by Claymax2 April 24, 2023

Cumiar

When you cum on a cracker for someone to eat.

I’m not sure which I prefer on my Ritz cracker, caviar, or my husbands cum. It is so enjoyable I call it cumiar.

by Claymax2 May 15, 2023

Everest Spitroast

Having a three way in a plane while in flight. Preferably at cruising altitude.

Lenny, Mary and I had an Everest spitroast in the back of a JetBlue A220. We got some looks as she removed that privacy panel between the lavatories, but it was worth it and they should mind their own business.

by Claymax2 April 18, 2025

underwater skier

When a woman has a penis in her mouth, vagina and anus. Plus she also has a penis in each hand. Airtight with poles.

We had five guys over for my wife’s birthday. She took care of all them at the same time. She was underwater skier!

by Claymax2 December 11, 2021

swinger logistics

The act of coordinating multiple competing schedules to coordinate an orgy.

I want to set up an orgy with you guys, but my wife is in charge of swinger logistics, so I will have to check with her.

by Claymax2 January 22, 2016

man fridge

The refrigerator located in the garage or basement that is primarily filled with the items that cannot be stored in the regular refrigerator due to space constraints and nutritional quality. This refrigerator is usually the unit that was previously in the kitchen but has been replaced for aesthetic reasons.

She made me put my meat in the man fridge while it marinades.

by Claymax2 May 23, 2021

swinger ring

A black ring worn on the right ring finger. This indicates that the couple is a swinger.

Look at them....they have the keys on the bar and their swinger rings on. I bet she has a hotwife anklet on too.

by Claymax2 February 27, 2021