swinger ring

A black ring worn on the right ring finger. This indicates that the couple is a swinger.
Look at them....they have the keys on the bar and their swinger rings on. I bet she has a hotwife anklet on too.
by Claymax2 February 27, 2021
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Welphone

The act of giving a person with a crappy old smartphone your previous smartphone because they can’t afford a new one.
Henry’s cell phone was so old I felt bad for him and offered him a welphone. My old 6s is better than that iPhone 5 he was using.
by Claymax2 February 22, 2019
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The large scale after school sports programs that kids now are made a part of. This includes soccer, baseball, hockey, gymnastics, ballet and other activities that children participate in after school.

This addresses the over scheduling of children and the parents who have to shuttle them to all these events with the misbegotten hope that their child is "gifted" and we surely go pro, or at least get a scholarship to a post-secondary school.
My daughter is in Soccer, traveling soccer, winter soccer, spring soccer, fall soccer, soccer camp and is on three different teams for each of these groups. My son does the same thing but for hockey. Yesterday I had to declare bankruptcy because we are out of money.

Dude, you are a victim of the Extracurricular Industrial Complex.
by Claymax2 October 08, 2015
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Pepper Rapist

When the server at the restaurant forces “Fresh Ground Pepper” onto your meal.
I just wanted the salt shaker, but the Pepper Rapist came over and put 5 pounds of pepper on my salad against my will.
by Claymax2 December 01, 2017
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stupidemic

When a large group of people are engaging in behavior that is less than smart. An epidemic of stupidity.
LL I want to do is park my car, but this Costco parking lot is in the midst of a stupidemic.
by Claymax2 February 20, 2022
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Cumiar

When you cum on a cracker for someone to eat.
I’m not sure which I prefer on my Ritz cracker, caviar, or my husbands cum. It is so enjoyable I call it cumiar.
by Claymax2 May 15, 2023
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man fridge

The refrigerator located in the garage or basement that is primarily filled with the items that cannot be stored in the regular refrigerator due to space constraints and nutritional quality. This refrigerator is usually the unit that was previously in the kitchen but has been replaced for aesthetic reasons.
She made me put my meat in the man fridge while it marinades.
by Claymax2 May 23, 2021
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