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Improvised anal device. Something used as an anal sex toy that was not intended to be an anal sex toy. These usually end up with a trip to the emergency room and subsequent x-ray picture.
We got drunk last night and my butt plugs were at home, I needed up using a light bulb and ended up in A&E explaining why that IAD was present in my rectum.
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