The act of giving a person with a crappy old smartphone your previous smartphone because they can’t afford a new one.
Henry’s cell phone was so old I felt bad for him and offered him a welphone. My old 6s is better than that iPhone 5 he was using.
by Claymax2 February 22, 2019
I’m not sure which I prefer on my Ritz cracker, caviar, or my husbands cum. It is so enjoyable I call it cumiar.
by Claymax2 May 15, 2023
Lenny, Mary and I had an Everest spitroast in the back of a JetBlue A220. We got some looks as she removed that privacy panel between the lavatories, but it was worth it and they should mind their own business.
by Claymax2 April 18, 2025
When a woman has a penis in her mouth, vagina and anus. Plus she also has a penis in each hand. Airtight with poles.
We had five guys over for my wife’s birthday. She took care of all them at the same time. She was underwater skier!
by Claymax2 December 11, 2021
Look at them....they have the keys on the bar and their swinger rings on. I bet she has a hotwife anklet on too.
by Claymax2 February 27, 2021
The refrigerator located in the garage or basement that is primarily filled with the items that cannot be stored in the regular refrigerator due to space constraints and nutritional quality. This refrigerator is usually the unit that was previously in the kitchen but has been replaced for aesthetic reasons.
by Claymax2 May 23, 2021
I want to set up an orgy with you guys, but my wife is in charge of swinger logistics, so I will have to check with her.
by Claymax2 January 22, 2016