Definitions by Claymax2

IAD

Improvised anal device. Something used as an anal sex toy that was not intended to be an anal sex toy. These usually end up with a trip to the emergency room and subsequent x-ray picture.

We got drunk last night and my butt plugs were at home, I needed up using a light bulb and ended up in A&E explaining why that IAD was present in my rectum.

IAD by Claymax2 January 1, 2026

Everest Spitroast 

Having a three way in a plane while in flight. Preferably at cruising altitude.

Lenny, Mary and I had an Everest spitroast in the back of a JetBlue A220. We got some looks as she removed that privacy panel between the lavatories, but it was worth it and they should mind their own business.

Everest Spitroast by Claymax2 April 18, 2025

Cumiar

When you cum on a cracker for someone to eat.

I’m not sure which I prefer on my Ritz cracker, caviar, or my husbands cum. It is so enjoyable I call it cumiar.

Cumiar by Claymax2 May 15, 2023

Porn Scat

Making the music soundtrack of a porn movie just using your vocal skills.

Lenny was talking about moving a dryer for the hot neighbor. As he told the story, I laid down some porn scat to accompany it.

Porn Scat by Claymax2 April 24, 2023

stupidemic

When a large group of people are engaging in behavior that is less than smart. An epidemic of stupidity.

LL I want to do is park my car, but this Costco parking lot is in the midst of a stupidemic.

stupidemic by Claymax2 February 19, 2022

underwater skier 

When a woman has a penis in her mouth, vagina and anus. Plus she also has a penis in each hand. Airtight with poles.

We had five guys over for my wife’s birthday. She took care of all them at the same time. She was underwater skier!

underwater skier by Claymax2 December 11, 2021

man fridge 

The refrigerator located in the garage or basement that is primarily filled with the items that cannot be stored in the regular refrigerator due to space constraints and nutritional quality. This refrigerator is usually the unit that was previously in the kitchen but has been replaced for aesthetic reasons.

She made me put my meat in the man fridge while it marinades.

man fridge by Claymax2 May 23, 2021