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bumfuckery 

Noun.

1. Pure, unadulterated stupidity. Daftness of a magnitude that shocks beyond words. Total and complete lack of reason. Utter futile uselessness. Such wanton disregard for logic as to render silent all within earshot of the event.

From the English "bum" (see ass) and "fuck"
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1. I won't stand for this bumfuckery, by Jove. I'm going home.
bumfuckery by thaks May 26, 2006

Bumfuggled 

To be totally shocked by the situation at hand.
When i approached the fork in the road i was bumfuggled
Bumfuggled by The desert rat 1 June 21, 2016

Bumjugger 

A popular Mormon term (circa 1984) to describe the act of male homosexuality.
All Men that engage in homosexual acts will be condemned by the Mormon Church and forever be deemed a Bumjugger.
Bumjugger by Stalin OG June 21, 2005

bumfumbler 

1. A person who enjoys fumbling the buttocks of a member of the same or opposite sex.

2. A joke used to confuse friends.
"Dude you're such a bumfumbler."
"Not uh."
bumfumbler by t3hm4n April 20, 2006

bumfuggled 

completely broke and intirely confused about how to change the problem.
i'm so bumfuggled i can't afford to pay attention!
bumfuggled by shade ledford October 16, 2007

bumfoolery 

The homosexual activity of tinkering with the anus.
"Well hello handsome, what do you say we down these martinis and head back to my place for some bumfoolery?"
bumfoolery by Q-T October 28, 2006