Cumford 

Cumford is a person of great wealth and gets with many bitches

Man I wish I was a cumford

Cumford by Rodney71 May 30, 2017

cumfortable pants 

A pair of trousers which were used to clean up seamen, that still get worn.

I can't believe Greg still wears his cumfortable pants after I used them to clean spunk of that Polish girl's face

cumfortable pants by Crocodile Dandee November 8, 2010

Cumfortable 

The feeling of comfort felt after ejaculating inside another human being, having your penis caked in your own semen.

"Dave, would you like to pull out now that you are done?"
"No thanks, I am very cumfortable, your vagina is very cumfy therefore I will stay in for a little bit longer if you do not mind".

Cumfortable by D404 November 9, 2011

culford school

Culford is a private school in the Suffolk countryside just outside of Bury st Edmunds.
It is full of foreigners and nearly everyone vapes or smokes weed.
It's pretty good for rugby and tennis but nothing else.

Do you like Culford school

Nah it's a bit shit.

culford school by billy fresh May 16, 2018

cumlordian 

The offspring of 2 lord capertons

“That guy is such a cumlordian”

cumlordian by Astronuttttt November 7, 2020

Cumforter 

When you leave your ejaculate on your (or your girl's) stomach and pass out.

On the coldest and loneliest of evenings, use your cumforter as an added layer of insulation.

Bro 1: Dude, last night I was so tired after tugging it I passed right out and left myself a bell full of mess.

Bro 2: At least the cumforter kept you warm.

Bro 1: Yea, but it was a bitch cleaning the fuzzies off my stomach this morning.

Cumforter by nofx9019 March 24, 2010

Cumfard 

Cumfard: one of discords biggest pedophile rings (they send lots of gay porn)

Cumfard: a term for the biggest pedophile ring on discord
PizzaTime#9045: Hi i liek men and i forgor and like little children me got kicked out of playground again ;-;.
Arson#4277:am stronk pizzatime leik men
TY_ykcuDliLcipE#0523: goku.com

Cumfard by EpicMannn December 27, 2021