Michael: She was looking kinda hungry, so I cumfed her till she passed out.
Father Joe: You are such a great guy! It is a noble act to cumfeed the needy.
Michael: Indeed.
This is what one would call a potential fuck boy or worthless slut. These are the people that have no purpose in this world. They are essentially accidents.
A friend that isn't really that great of a friend. On your friendship scale the Top spot is your Best Friend, the Bottom Spot is referred as a Cumfeeder