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To deposit semen in the oral cavity of a receptor, who in turn ingests the load.
Michael: She was looking kinda hungry, so I cumfed her till she passed out.
Father Joe: You are such a great guy! It is a noble act to cumfeed the needy.
Michael: Indeed.
Cumfeed by Cumfeedah May 26, 2010
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Describe someone who likes to film themselves in perculiar positions performing suspect activities.
Check out the footage of that camweed dude. He has to be a shrelb.
Camweed by Cameron Reid November 29, 2004
This is what one would call a potential fuck boy or worthless slut. These are the people that have no purpose in this world. They are essentially accidents.
Jenny: Congrats on the new baby Rebecca!

Rebecca: Yeah, let's just hope this one doesn't turn out to be another waste of space cumseed.

Jenny: Oh my god Rebecca!
cumseed by domieffect October 29, 2017

Cum Weed 

When I get upset I can't put my peepee in cheese butt and then eat a dandelion
"plz let put peepee in butt."

"No go cum weed yourself bitch"
Cum Weed by Lesly bean March 27, 2020

Cumfeeder 

A friend that isn't really that great of a friend. On your friendship scale the Top spot is your Best Friend, the Bottom Spot is referred as a Cumfeeder
Jordan is a cumfeeder
Cumfeeder by kingcuntkilla' September 28, 2011
A Cumweeb is a little faggot who swallows cum every night. Cumweeb is also a hentai lover.
“Wow josh is such a cumweeb he likes boys. “
“Dude Andrew can’t hang tonight he’s probably watching hentai whatta cumweeb
cumweeb by Penislover500 September 15, 2019
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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