cumdumb

Temporary lack of focus after orgasm

After sex, she asked me if I was hungry but I was too cumdumb to understand.

by Nugget1 August 10, 2009

Cumdumb

Cumdumb is when a person swallows so much cum they literally become dumb for the rest of their life. This is the case with most liberal men in today's society according to recent scientific studies. It is also a known fact that Karl Marx was the first person diagnosed as cumdumb in the late 1800's

John swallowed so much jizz he is now cumdumb

by Nunogonewild June 13, 2018

Cumdumb

A female that is whipped over a man that is not worth her time.

Kim is so Cumdumb, she can do so much better then Ike

by Mzrenzz March 28, 2022

Westlake Cumdumpster

A last resort scrodum dumpster located in The Villas on Lake Travis. It's open 24hours a day, 7 days a week to anyone.

Amber is a Westlake cumdumpster!

by Westlake Lady V December 19, 2016

cumcumber

The sex toy version of the cucumber. The dildo of choice for those vegetable-loving ladies who during “man-drought” prefer to slake their libidinous thirst not with a banana, but rather with the cooler and considerably more dilatory cucumber.

She could hardly get to the vegetable compartment fast enough, such was the urge to pleasure herself. There it was - 8 inches of thickest greenest cumcumber. She returned to her bed. She peeled down its plastic wrap from the blunt tip and removed it. She lay back and hiked up her shirt. This was going to be one of those nights!

by Epigenie1 December 18, 2009

Cum-Dumb

Sexual Nirvana: The point of extreme sexual satisfaction and/or gratification which leaves you unable to speak properly, think clearly, or function correctly in even the simplest of tasks. (Eg: Talking is impossible, as you are left staring blankly into nothingness.)

The State of mind that you are left-in after experiencing the MOST INTENSE ORGASMIC BLISS.

Someone who is 'Cum-Dumb' could very easily walk right off a cliff without even noticing because all they can think about is their intense orgasm, and nothing of potential dangers around them.

Someone who is 'Cum-Dumb' should NOT operate heavy machinery, or drive any sort of vehicle, etc.

by MeTarded August 7, 2007

cumdummy

Danny Kacey

Brady: hey you know that guy Danny trying out for the club soccer team?
Alex: Yeah
Brady: he’s a cumdummy

by Dummy2525 August 28, 2019