Verb- The after effects of orgasming many times after sex and or masturbation including foggy memory, sleepiness, giddiness, zoned out.
aka Cumming your brains out. Can also be spelled "coom brained"
aka Cumming your brains out. Can also be spelled "coom brained"
You were so cumbrained last night you passed right out afterwards it was cute.
I tried playing video games with you afterwards but I was too cumbrained to focus.
I tried playing video games with you afterwards but I was too cumbrained to focus.
by Biggis Dickus May 15, 2023
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by Balanced Breakfast January 15, 2019
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Someone who thinks almost exclusively with their dick (or vagina) and goes on and on about porn and anime tiddies to the point of being annoying. Might also be an incel. Should probably have sex and stop watching so much porn so they can stop obsessing over it. Will likely argue that being interested in sex is natural or some bullshit, ignoring the fact that fapping 5 times a day isn't normal at all.
Person 1: What's your favorite Metroid game?
Person 2: For me, it's Samus. I WANNA FUCK SAMUS I WANNA FUCK THAT GAP IN HER THIGH WHEN SHE HAS HER SUIT ON AGGGHHHHH I WANT HER TO SUFFOCATE ME WITH HER TITS MOMMY MOMMY I WANT MILKIES RAGHGAHGAHGA I WANT A GF I WANT A GF GAHRUAWIGHAUHD
Person 3: Settle down, cumbrain
Person 2: For me, it's Samus. I WANNA FUCK SAMUS I WANNA FUCK THAT GAP IN HER THIGH WHEN SHE HAS HER SUIT ON AGGGHHHHH I WANT HER TO SUFFOCATE ME WITH HER TITS MOMMY MOMMY I WANT MILKIES RAGHGAHGAHGA I WANT A GF I WANT A GF GAHRUAWIGHAUHD
Person 3: Settle down, cumbrain
by ebinvirgin August 1, 2019
Get the cumbrain mug.someone who is overly addicted to pornography and/or masturbation. the name has been originated and gained some popularity from 4chan.
person #1: “have you seen person #3? i didn’t find him at school today.”
person #2: “he’s probably at home watching porn as usual.”
person #1 “why does he never do anything but watch porn? he’s such a cumbrain..”
person #2: “he’s probably at home watching porn as usual.”
person #1 “why does he never do anything but watch porn? he’s such a cumbrain..”
by zaitra January 6, 2021
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"Yeah I kept asking her for nudes but she didn't send any."
"Stop begging for nudes and actually get a life you cumbrain."
"Stop begging for nudes and actually get a life you cumbrain."
by schoeymmii July 17, 2019
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Get the Cumbrain mug.Someone who gets sexually aroused by complaining about literally everything. Most commonly, these periods of erotic stimulation are triggered by conversational topics such as religion, bike lane bylaws, politics, and whether Seinfeld was a good show.
Jack: its so awkward going for coffee with that guy because he's a huge cumblainer.
Jill: I know what you mean, if I wanted cream all up in my coffee I'd just bring my own.
I got with this old dude last night who was taking forever to reach completion. Then I realized he was a cumblainer so I put on the John Gormley radio show. He blew his load in two pumps and it came out like a gysler.
Jill: I know what you mean, if I wanted cream all up in my coffee I'd just bring my own.
I got with this old dude last night who was taking forever to reach completion. Then I realized he was a cumblainer so I put on the John Gormley radio show. He blew his load in two pumps and it came out like a gysler.
by BigDaddyJayJay May 2, 2021
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