Cumbrained 

Verb- The after effects of orgasming many times after sex and or masturbation including foggy memory, sleepiness, giddiness, zoned out.
aka Cumming your brains out. Can also be spelled "coom brained"

You were so cumbrained last night you passed right out afterwards it was cute.
I tried playing video games with you afterwards but I was too cumbrained to focus.

Cumbrained by Biggis Dickus May 15, 2023

Cumbrain 

A person obsessed with sex to the point where it becomes a detriment to their abilities to socialize and think through problems.

Mike keeps flirting with every girl he meets like a fucking cumbrain.

Cumbrain by Balanced Breakfast January 15, 2019

cumbrain 

Someone who thinks almost exclusively with their dick (or vagina) and goes on and on about porn and anime tiddies to the point of being annoying. Might also be an incel. Should probably have sex and stop watching so much porn so they can stop obsessing over it. Will likely argue that being interested in sex is natural or some bullshit, ignoring the fact that fapping 5 times a day isn't normal at all.

Person 1: What's your favorite Metroid game?
Person 2: For me, it's Samus. I WANNA FUCK SAMUS I WANNA FUCK THAT GAP IN HER THIGH WHEN SHE HAS HER SUIT ON AGGGHHHHH I WANT HER TO SUFFOCATE ME WITH HER TITS MOMMY MOMMY I WANT MILKIES RAGHGAHGAHGA I WANT A GF I WANT A GF GAHRUAWIGHAUHD
Person 3: Settle down, cumbrain

cumbrain by ebinvirgin August 1, 2019

cumbrain 

someone who is overly addicted to pornography and/or masturbation. the name has been originated and gained some popularity from 4chan.

person #1: “have you seen person #3? i didn’t find him at school today.”

person #2: “he’s probably at home watching porn as usual.”

person #1 “why does he never do anything but watch porn? he’s such a cumbrain..”

cumbrain by zaitra January 6, 2021

Cumbrain 

An adjective used for someone who is constantly horny. To be used as insult to male who thinks about sexually activity 24/7.

"Yeah I kept asking her for nudes but she didn't send any."
"Stop begging for nudes and actually get a life you cumbrain."

Cumbrain by schoeymmii July 17, 2019

Cumbrain 

The average redditor, obsessed with hentai, porn and jacking off.

Ewwwww, Brian is such a cumbrain

Cumbrain by Doctor ball-tickler February 8, 2022

Cumblainer 

Someone who gets sexually aroused by complaining about literally everything. Most commonly, these periods of erotic stimulation are triggered by conversational topics such as religion, bike lane bylaws, politics, and whether Seinfeld was a good show.

Jack: its so awkward going for coffee with that guy because he's a huge cumblainer.
Jill: I know what you mean, if I wanted cream all up in my coffee I'd just bring my own.

I got with this old dude last night who was taking forever to reach completion. Then I realized he was a cumblainer so I put on the John Gormley radio show. He blew his load in two pumps and it came out like a gysler.

Cumblainer by BigDaddyJayJay May 2, 2021