Someone who gets sexually aroused by complaining about literally everything. Most commonly, these periods of erotic stimulation are triggered by conversational topics such as religion, bike lane bylaws, politics, and whether Seinfeld was a good show.
Jack: its so awkward going for coffee with that guy because he's a huge cumblainer.
Jill: I know what you mean, if I wanted cream all up in my coffee I'd just bring my own.
I got with this old dude last night who was taking forever to reach completion. Then I realized he was a cumblainer so I put on the John Gormley radio show. He blew his load in two pumps and it came out like a gysler.
Jill: I know what you mean, if I wanted cream all up in my coffee I'd just bring my own.
I got with this old dude last night who was taking forever to reach completion. Then I realized he was a cumblainer so I put on the John Gormley radio show. He blew his load in two pumps and it came out like a gysler.
by BigDaddyJayJay May 02, 2021