Someone who gets sexually aroused by complaining about literally everything. Most commonly, these periods of erotic stimulation are triggered by conversational topics such as religion, bike lane bylaws, politics, and whether Seinfeld was a good show.
Jack: its so awkward going for coffee with that guy because he's a huge cumblainer.
Jill: I know what you mean, if I wanted cream all up in my coffee I'd just bring my own.
I got with this old dude last night who was taking forever to reach completion. Then I realized he was a cumblainer so I put on the John Gormley radio show. He blew his load in two pumps and it came out like a gysler.
It is said of the person swallowing a large amount of cum directly coming from a virile member so large and long (e.g. cocktimus prime) that the only alternative to not swallowing it would end up being suffocation.
Last night, at the office, I had to workplay so hard! When Jessica offered to help me I ended up using her as my cumtainer. She almost suffocated.
The C.V.P. Cumtainer is when a man or a woman cums into a mason jar (or any type of jar). then they will store the jars one by one until the industrial sized container is filled. then it is all poured inside, with some water added to the mix and possibly condoms as toppings, a man or woman steps in while people around them cums onto them. this is a kinky act that some websites and companies use. And the C.V.P. stands for "cum" "vagina" "penis"
- I did that girl from gym class last night.
- Everyone did.
- Last night?
- Last night.
- You mean she's a cumtainer?
- Yep, you betterget yourself checked.