cumdrainer
cumdrainer by huffenshmufferrr January 26, 2008
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cumtainer
a container that is stored with cum you can always use just in case you run out. It’s like having your very own sperm bank
damn so I heard you can’t have kids anymore.
Nah it’s fine I can always impregnate my wife with my cumtainer
Nah it’s fine I can always impregnate my wife with my cumtainer
cumtainer by thatguy_755 March 2, 2021
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cumdrainer • cumtainer • Cumblainer • Cumbrained • C.V.P. CUMTAINER • Cum Drinker • Cum Drain • Cum Drawer • Cum Raider
Cumblainer
Someone who gets sexually aroused by complaining about literally everything. Most commonly, these periods of erotic stimulation are triggered by conversational topics such as religion, bike lane bylaws, politics, and whether Seinfeld was a good show.
Jack: its so awkward going for coffee with that guy because he's a huge cumblainer.
Jill: I know what you mean, if I wanted cream all up in my coffee I'd just bring my own.
I got with this old dude last night who was taking forever to reach completion. Then I realized he was a cumblainer so I put on the John Gormley radio show. He blew his load in two pumps and it came out like a gysler.
Jill: I know what you mean, if I wanted cream all up in my coffee I'd just bring my own.
I got with this old dude last night who was taking forever to reach completion. Then I realized he was a cumblainer so I put on the John Gormley radio show. He blew his load in two pumps and it came out like a gysler.
Cumblainer by BigDaddyJayJay May 2, 2021
cumtainer
It is said of the person swallowing a large amount of cum directly coming from a virile member so large and long (e.g. cocktimus prime) that the only alternative to not swallowing it would end up being suffocation.
C.V.P. CUMTAINER
The C.V.P. Cumtainer is when a man or a woman cums into a mason jar (or any type of jar). then they will store the jars one by one until the industrial sized container is filled. then it is all poured inside, with some water added to the mix and possibly condoms as toppings, a man or woman steps in while people around them cums onto them. this is a kinky act that some websites and companies use. And the C.V.P. stands for "cum" "vagina" "penis"
C.V.P. CUMTAINER by monke is king no capp March 2, 2021
cumtainer
A woman who has a giant number of sexual intercourse with a large number of individuals without any form of quality control.
- I did that girl from gym class last night.
- Everyone did.
- Last night?
- Last night.
- You mean she's a cumtainer?
- Yep, you better get yourself checked.
- Everyone did.
- Last night?
- Last night.
- You mean she's a cumtainer?
- Yep, you better get yourself checked.
cumtainer by PapaPeller January 24, 2014
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