cumdrainer

a girl who can drain someones cum out of them

amanda martinez && alyssa oravik are cumdrainer huffenshmufferss

by huffenshmufferrr January 26, 2008

cumtainer

a container that is stored with cum you can always use just in case you run out. It’s like having your very own sperm bank

damn so I heard you can’t have kids anymore.

Nah it’s fine I can always impregnate my wife with my cumtainer

by thatguy_755 March 2, 2021

Cumblainer

Someone who gets sexually aroused by complaining about literally everything. Most commonly, these periods of erotic stimulation are triggered by conversational topics such as religion, bike lane bylaws, politics, and whether Seinfeld was a good show.

Jack: its so awkward going for coffee with that guy because he's a huge cumblainer.
Jill: I know what you mean, if I wanted cream all up in my coffee I'd just bring my own.

I got with this old dude last night who was taking forever to reach completion. Then I realized he was a cumblainer so I put on the John Gormley radio show. He blew his load in two pumps and it came out like a gysler.

by BigDaddyJayJay May 2, 2021

cumtainer

It is said of the person swallowing a large amount of cum directly coming from a virile member so large and long (e.g. cocktimus prime) that the only alternative to not swallowing it would end up being suffocation.

Last night, at the office, I had to workplay so hard! When Jessica offered to help me I ended up using her as my cumtainer. She almost suffocated.

by LCFO December 9, 2021

Cumdrinker

A woman who swallows a man’s semen

She was a dirty cumdrinker.

by Heater1950 November 2, 2020

C.V.P. CUMTAINER

The C.V.P. Cumtainer is when a man or a woman cums into a mason jar (or any type of jar). then they will store the jars one by one until the industrial sized container is filled. then it is all poured inside, with some water added to the mix and possibly condoms as toppings, a man or woman steps in while people around them cums onto them. this is a kinky act that some websites and companies use. And the C.V.P. stands for "cum" "vagina" "penis"

My step-sister was late to the kids birthday party because she was in an C.V.P. cumtainer

by monke is king no capp March 2, 2021

cumtainer

A woman who has a giant number of sexual intercourse with a large number of individuals without any form of quality control.

- I did that girl from gym class last night.
- Everyone did.
- Last night?
- Last night.
- You mean she's a cumtainer?
- Yep, you better get yourself checked.

by PapaPeller January 24, 2014