Cumbasted 

Using a turkey baster of sperm to impregnate a female.

The disheartened wife had to be cumbasted since her husband was incapable of impregnating her.

Cumbasted by Rob "Wohali" Prahl November 9, 2016

Comcasted

When playing an Online game, you have sudden bursts of lag, or are randomly disconnected. Usually when something awesome is about to happen, or when others are relying on you.

1. "Why didn't you heal the tanks?" - "Oh, I got comcasted."
2. "Sorry I shot you, I was being Comcasted."
3. "Why didn't you complete the mission?!" - "Meh, I got comcasted again."

Comcasted by SRTunak April 4, 2010

cumjested

an action in which a women proceeds to give you a blowjob and as you cum you tell a joke, causing her to laugh so hard that show blow your load out of her nose.

also known as blowback

I caused that that women to be cumjested.

cumjested by Superman307 August 20, 2010

cumbasket 

Basically a "cumbasket" is a vagina. But it could also be an asshole or a mouth, depending on where the cum is deposited. Anyways, it's mainly used as another way to call someone a "pussy".

Shut up, you cumbasket!

cumbasket by InvaderPichu September 29, 2003

Comcasted

(v.) - To be disconnected randomly while using internet service by Comcast Cable.

I was downloading music and got Comcasted!!

Comcasted by StalePhish September 18, 2005

Comcasted

Being stopped from doing something by an imposed limit, but not being told what that limit is under any circumstances.

If Disneyland was Comcasted:

Agent: "You have exceeded your fun limit for the day. You must leave the park immediately."
Tourist: "Limits? I wasn't told of any limits. What are the limits, if I may ask?"
Agent: "You may not."

Comcasted by Brisk June 8, 2004

comcasted

(v)
To be randomly prevented from continuing your daily routine by people who do not care about their customers.

(When playing CoD4) To randomly start moving erratically as if you drank a cup of comcast's comcastic high speed, and see the infamous "connection interrupted" pop up.

OOOOhhh NOOOOeeess!11!!11oneonetwo!!1 I just got comcasted!

comcasted by DrkRatchet105 April 13, 2008