Baster

A man whose sole motivation in love making is to baste his partner's face with man gravy.

Janet: I told him he could come inside me but insisted on shooting his wad all over my face disregarding my plea not to do so.
Branda: What a baster !
Janet: Tell me about it, I'm still partially blind from the experience !

by Sergio_MTL December 1, 2013

baster

A person of Turkish extraction.

Even though it was an unconvincing group stage win, the streets were filled with celebrating basters.

Khazil is a nice guy, for a baster.

by Hexis August 18, 2008

Baster

a hoe

i can lqand that girl she a baster

by Larry franko January 19, 2003

Baster

A shorted version of Bastard, originally due to a spelling error due Dyslexics. only used in west end glasgow.

Willy is such a baster for calling toni a plantain face!

That baster Willy called me a plantain face?!

Actually that baster also said you had fanny features

ohhh, im gunna kill that baster!!!

oh my goodness whats this,

what a baster, there is jizzim everywhere!!

by AM DAN March 26, 2008

Baster

A girl who loves to perform the act of giving head

man that girl was a baster

by Hallie Rehmer January 19, 2003

baster

Peeing in someone's butt.

I'll give you the coke if you give me a baster

by Doobie Bros. Fan 3475 March 7, 2004

Baster

A hunchbacked old person. Term comes from the fact that they look like they're carrying a turkey on their back. Turkey..baster.

"Whoa, check out the hump on her back..what a baster! Hey, bastey!!"

by Jessie Fortuna October 5, 2003