Creamy, delicious drinkable substance that's getting more attractive as dairy prices skyrocket, and more health problems are being linked to milk
Just don't use it in soup, though.
Soymilk has 30% less carbs than cow's milk, Atkins bizatches!
The new, hip word for 'last resort' coined by the creative vocabularies in the united states senate.
Buying out the Mom & Pop store was the nuclear option.
Being stopped from doing something by an imposed limit, but not being told what that limit is under any circumstances.
If Disneyland was Comcasted:
Agent: "You have exceeded your fun limit for the day. You must leave the park immediately."
Tourist: "Limits? I wasn't told of any limits. What are the limits, if I may ask?"
Agent: "You may not."
A Political cartoon on JibJab.com that is, unlike The Fox News
Channel, Fair and Balanced.
These guys are amateurs at flash/photoshop, but still awesome.
"This Land is my Land, This Land is Your Land, I'm a texas tiger, you're a liberal wiener, I'm a great crusader, you're a herman muuunster, this land will surely vote for me." - George W. Bush
"This Land is my Land, This Land is Your Land, I'm an intellectual, you're a stupid dumbass. I'm a purple heart winner, and yes it's true I won it thrice, this land will surely vote for me." - John Kerry