Brisk's definitions

Comcasted

Being stopped from doing something by an imposed limit, but not being told what that limit is under any circumstances.

If Disneyland was Comcasted:

Agent: "You have exceeded your fun limit for the day. You must leave the park immediately."
Tourist: "Limits? I wasn't told of any limits. What are the limits, if I may ask?"
Agent: "You may not."

by Brisk June 8, 2004

G4

The process by Buyout, Acquisition, or Merger of turning an awesome channel (see ZDTV) into a semi-awesome channel (see TechTV) into a downright craptacular channel (see this page)

The only awesome G4 is an Apple G4.

by Brisk May 8, 2005

Soymilk

Creamy, delicious drinkable substance that's getting more attractive as dairy prices skyrocket, and more health problems are being linked to milk.

Just don't use it in soup, though.

Soymilk has 30% less carbs than cow's milk, Atkins bizatches!

by Brisk July 6, 2004

The screen savers

A Show that has almost no adult supervision since two-thirds of the cast quit/got pinkslipped, and sometimes has no adult supervision at all.
Yoshi doesn't count as adult supervision, as he uses sharp objects & things that blow up.

The old screen savers was better than the new.

by Brisk July 11, 2004

Dora the explorer

1. A Nickelodeon Kidshow.

2. A PlayboyTV Strippershow, 15 years from now.

1. XxJamesRocketxxx: DORA THE EXPLORER IS SO SLOW. I MEAN IT TAKES HER 30 DAMN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH A BRIDGE, A FOREST, AND A SWAMP.

2. XxJamesRocketxxx: DORA THE EXPLORER IS SO SLOW. I MEAN IT TAKES HER 30 DAMN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH A ****, A ******, AND A ***.

by Brisk July 6, 2004

Pepsi

See what Coke is doing and copy it.

New Mindeltraxethyl Berry Pepsi! (Kind of running out of flavor modifications here)

by Brisk June 8, 2004

Dollar store

Where to go if you're a rich pimp wanting much more class than the 99 cent store.

None o' that 99 cent crap, Jeeves. To tha dollar store.

by Brisk June 20, 2004