cumzaster

When you significantly cum and it gets all over your partners hair and clothes she slaps you and you ejaculate again and she chokes on it.

I had a cumzaster with zoey last week

cumzaster by FuckMaster83 February 6, 2021

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cumzaster

When you cum and it gets all over your partners hair and clothes she then slaps you yet you ejaculate again and she chokes on it

I had a cumzaster with zoey last weekend

cumzaster by FuckMaster83 February 6, 2021

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cumfarter

1. A person farting moments after his partner finishes inside him/her.

2. A term used as to have the last word in a lame insult competition.

3. The outcome of your flatulence if you're put behind bars and have a pretty face.

Example 1:
Jack and Jake are in the tub. Jack cums in Jake

Jack: "I'll be right back to blow you, don't finish without me."

3min later Jack returns only to find the tub water murky in cum....

Jack: I thought I told you to wait

Jake: I did, I just farted...

Example 2:

-You're a dickwipe
-Oh yeah? Well you're a Cumfarter! ...I win!

cumfarter by aristophaneftw1 November 18, 2011

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cumtastrophe

A horrific event in which one is slammed in the face with such a considerable and inordinate payload of semen that their universe is forever chang-ed.

1) If i ever ran into Brooke Burke on the street, i would drop trou and she would be the direct object of the greatest cumtastrophe the world has ever seen.
2) Sometimes, I just want to go to a Japanese massage parlor. Only problem is...because i love asian women so much, when I get the happy ending, it usually turns into a cumtastrophe.

cumtastrophe by Red Baron December 16, 2004