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CumSnort 

1. A CumSnort is an action that occurs while a woman is giving a guy a blow job and as the guy cums in the back of her throat, he says something hysterically funny and she snorts the the hot cum out of her nose like snot. Think of a reversed snarling dragon

2. CumSnort can also be an instance where a person has a fetish of lining up their own or their partner's cum into rails or bumps, much like cocaine, and inhaling the rails through their nostrils.
I said the funniest shit to my girlfriend when she was giving me head and as I cum in her mouth she will CumSnort my shit back at me like a snot rocket.

I was at this party and I saw this guy named Big Gay pour shots of cum out of a shot glass on to a glass topped coffee table and CumSnort it up his nose with a cut plastic straw... What a sick fuck
CumSnort by seersuckerfucker May 28, 2009
Words you can keep

cumsnort 

when your girl takes a big load in the mouth and it is so much that it comes out of her nose.
the other night my girl sucked me off when i shot my load in her mouth it came out of her nose - cumsnort
cumsnort by ryan2006 October 24, 2006
A cumshot when a guy blows his load on a girls face and getting some jizz in her nose. The cum drips out looking like she has a runny nose made of cum.
I blew it on her face and I couldn't help but laugh at the cumsnot she had hanging from her nose
Cumsnot by Dierks Olgensen May 4, 2010
after recieving a bj u expload on a plate and make ur feamle partner snort it up..
bro i gave ur mom the biggest cum snort last night..
cum snort by j-tizz May 13, 2005
Root words:
Cum
(n.)Vulgar Slang
1. Semen ejaculated during orgasm.
Snot
(n.)Vulgar Slang
1. Nasal mucus; phlegm.


An individual worthy of little to no consideration. Also, a literal combination of the two root words.
Jesus, I hate Tyler. He always acts like such a little cumsnot.
cumsnot by Adarael January 2, 2005

cumsnart 

Sneezing, farting and cumming all at the same time.
That girl gave me the time of my life last night, she made me cumsnart!
used in dutch to point out that his facial hair looks like someone came over his face
'gast je hebt letterlijk een cumsnor'
cumsnor by kankervader123 February 28, 2021
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