Cumsnot 

A cumshot when a guy blows his load on a girls face and getting some jizz in her nose. The cum drips out looking like she has a runny nose made of cum.

I blew it on her face and I couldn't help but laugh at the cumsnot she had hanging from her nose

Cumsnot by Dierks Olgensen May 4, 2010

cumsnot 

Root words:
Cum
(n.)Vulgar Slang
1. Semen ejaculated during orgasm.
Snot
(n.)Vulgar Slang
1. Nasal mucus; phlegm.


An individual worthy of little to no consideration. Also, a literal combination of the two root words.

Jesus, I hate Tyler. He always acts like such a little cumsnot.

cumsnot by Adarael January 2, 2005

cumsnot 

Nasty term used to describe a girl when she is blowing her nose and blowing off a guy at the same time. Laura Beth Campion often does this

Laura Beth Campion cumsnotted all over Harrison's D.

cumsnot by JEW CLAW January 18, 2005

Cumsnot 

When you nut on a girl and accidently shoot it up her nostrils, then she sneezes it back out

"Did you hear when Jimmy did a cumsnot on his gf? It was pretty messy."

Cumsnot by Arjan_KSmells May 30, 2021

Fibonacci Cumshot 

As the name suggests, the Fibonacci cumshot is a trail of semen taking the same shape as a Fibonacci spiral. As impossible as such a thing appears, it is easily achievable by standing on a quickly rotating platform and bringing oneself to a violent orgasm. For better results, do so in the vacuum of space. Also known as a fib, or fibbing.

Chaz: "Babe, I guarantee that was a Fibonacci Cumshot!"

Babe: "There's no way you just fibbed!"

Fibonacci Cumshot by colinmochrie March 16, 2014

massive cumshot 

An ejaculation of semen that is abnormally large in volume, distance or the number of spurts.

Dude, I so gave Michelle a massive cumshot last night. It would've been at least a shot glass full, six feet in length and twelve spurts.

massive cumshot by de-pube July 18, 2021

caramel cumshot

While consuming a beverage with caramel sauce / drizzle in it, a chunk of the drizzle clogs the straw. One must exert more force to continue progress, resulting in the clump of caramel being launched into the back of one's throat.

Friend: *drinking caramel frappe*
Friend: *suddenly coughs and gags for a sec*
Me: "You OK? What the heck was that?"
Friend: "I'm good, just got hit with the caramel cumshot."

caramel cumshot by the_ponzz December 1, 2022