cumsnor 

used in dutch to point out that his facial hair looks like someone came over his face

'gast je hebt letterlijk een cumsnor'

cumsnor by kankervader123 February 28, 2021

Cumnor House School 

A school so insensitive that it makes its pupils wear bright red blazers. It also has the word cum in its name. School dinners taste like regurgitated shit but apart from that its pretty good.

Boy: "Ooh Mum, i wanna go to a really good school."
Mum:"I know just the place, It's called Cumnor House School. But as a consequence you'll be shanked on the bus and force-fed pre-eaten shit."
Boy:"Yippee!"

Cumnor House School by kindanotsure December 5, 2010

Cumsnot 

A cumshot when a guy blows his load on a girls face and getting some jizz in her nose. The cum drips out looking like she has a runny nose made of cum.

I blew it on her face and I couldn't help but laugh at the cumsnot she had hanging from her nose

Cumsnot by Dierks Olgensen May 4, 2010

CumSnort 

1. A CumSnort is an action that occurs while a woman is giving a guy a blow job and as the guy cums in the back of her throat, he says something hysterically funny and she snorts the the hot cum out of her nose like snot. Think of a reversed snarling dragon

2. CumSnort can also be an instance where a person has a fetish of lining up their own or their partner's cum into rails or bumps, much like cocaine, and inhaling the rails through their nostrils.

I said the funniest shit to my girlfriend when she was giving me head and as I cum in her mouth she will CumSnort my shit back at me like a snot rocket.

I was at this party and I saw this guy named Big Gay pour shots of cum out of a shot glass on to a glass topped coffee table and CumSnort it up his nose with a cut plastic straw... What a sick fuck

CumSnort by seersuckerfucker May 28, 2009

cumsnot 

Root words:
Cum
(n.)Vulgar Slang
1. Semen ejaculated during orgasm.
Snot
(n.)Vulgar Slang
1. Nasal mucus; phlegm.


An individual worthy of little to no consideration. Also, a literal combination of the two root words.

Jesus, I hate Tyler. He always acts like such a little cumsnot.

cumsnot by Adarael January 2, 2005

cumsnarf

-What results when you make a woman laugh as you are jizzing down her throat

"I was humping that gigaho's face last night and, just as I was about to feed her some PNRZ-juice, I decided to make that bitch laugh; the result was pure comedy platinum."

cumsnarf by Batrastard July 31, 2003

cumsnart 

Sneezing, farting and cumming all at the same time.

That girl gave me the time of my life last night, she made me cumsnart!

cumsnart by Cumsnart in yo face April 23, 2018