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cumshart 

A wet fart of cum and poo.
After Nate and James had sex, James let out a cumshart that splattered cum and shit on his underwear.
cumshart by Skeetl September 15, 2008

CumSnort 

1. A CumSnort is an action that occurs while a woman is giving a guy a blow job and as the guy cums in the back of her throat, he says something hysterically funny and she snorts the the hot cum out of her nose like snot. Think of a reversed snarling dragon

2. CumSnort can also be an instance where a person has a fetish of lining up their own or their partner's cum into rails or bumps, much like cocaine, and inhaling the rails through their nostrils.
I said the funniest shit to my girlfriend when she was giving me head and as I cum in her mouth she will CumSnort my shit back at me like a snot rocket.

I was at this party and I saw this guy named Big Gay pour shots of cum out of a shot glass on to a glass topped coffee table and CumSnort it up his nose with a cut plastic straw... What a sick fuck
CumSnort by seersuckerfucker May 28, 2009

cumsnatcher

One who immensely enjoys to snatch cum.
"You're being a cumsnatcher today."
cumsnatcher by Gus25 April 30, 2006
-What results when you make a woman laugh as you are jizzing down her throat
"I was humping that gigaho's face last night and, just as I was about to feed her some PNRZ-juice, I decided to make that bitch laugh; the result was pure comedy platinum."
cumsnarf by Batrastard July 31, 2003

cumsnorter

A junkie homo known as De La Paz (type 2) that collects cum from used condoms, leaves it to dry then grinds it up to a fine powder and snorts it through a straw.
De La Paz snorts dried cum and farts it out as cream.

cumsnort 

when your girl takes a big load in the mouth and it is so much that it comes out of her nose.
the other night my girl sucked me off when i shot my load in her mouth it came out of her nose - cumsnort
cumsnort by ryan2006 October 24, 2006