Cumsnot

A cumshot when a guy blows his load on a girls face and getting some jizz in her nose. The cum drips out looking like she has a runny nose made of cum.

I blew it on her face and I couldn't help but laugh at the cumsnot she had hanging from her nose

by Dierks Olgensen May 4, 2010

cumsnot

Root words:
Cum
(n.)Vulgar Slang
1. Semen ejaculated during orgasm.
Snot
(n.)Vulgar Slang
1. Nasal mucus; phlegm.


An individual worthy of little to no consideration. Also, a literal combination of the two root words.

Jesus, I hate Tyler. He always acts like such a little cumsnot.

by Adarael January 2, 2005

cumsnot

Nasty term used to describe a girl when she is blowing her nose and blowing off a guy at the same time. Laura Beth Campion often does this

Laura Beth Campion cumsnotted all over Harrison's D.

by JEW CLAW January 18, 2005

Cumsnot

When you nut on a girl and accidently shoot it up her nostrils, then she sneezes it back out

"Did you hear when Jimmy did a cumsnot on his gf? It was pretty messy."

by Arjan_KSmells May 30, 2021

Fibonacci Cumshot

As the name suggests, the Fibonacci cumshot is a trail of semen taking the same shape as a Fibonacci spiral. As impossible as such a thing appears, it is easily achievable by standing on a quickly rotating platform and bringing oneself to a violent orgasm. For better results, do so in the vacuum of space. Also known as a fib, or fibbing.

Chaz: "Babe, I guarantee that was a Fibonacci Cumshot!"

Babe: "There's no way you just fibbed!"

by colinmochrie March 16, 2014

massive cumshot

An ejaculation of semen that is abnormally large in volume, distance or the number of spurts.

Dude, I so gave Michelle a massive cumshot last night. It would've been at least a shot glass full, six feet in length and twelve spurts.

by de-pube July 18, 2021

caramel cumshot

While consuming a beverage with caramel sauce / drizzle in it, a chunk of the drizzle clogs the straw. One must exert more force to continue progress, resulting in the clump of caramel being launched into the back of one's throat.

Friend: *drinking caramel frappe*
Friend: *suddenly coughs and gags for a sec*
Me: "You OK? What the heck was that?"
Friend: "I'm good, just got hit with the caramel cumshot."

by the_ponzz December 1, 2022