Cum sum

A random amount of cum, semen, etc.

Extremely Hot Female Cashier: "Alright, this will equal to 5 dollars and 53 cents"

Me: "What if I gave you a cum sum that you'll want to pay that much for?"

"Hell ya baby!"

by Retard_Ryan February 8, 2023

Cum of sum yun guy

1. A mythical dish served in a Chinese restaurant catering to male homosexuals and women with a taste for human splooge.

2. The semen discharged from a young male of East Asian lineage.

Hey sissy britches, let's hit the Chink's. They're serving cum of sum yun guy.

by Tunmy AuGratin April 11, 2006

Cum of sum yun guy

the jism found on a chinese dinner when you weren't expecting anyone to wank on it.

Martin waS AT JIM MORGAN'S HOUSE WHEN HE ASKED ME TO EAT "CUM OF SUM GUY". i SAID NO YOU TIGHT GINGER TWAT.

by Martin December 11, 2004

lump sum cum

A penile discharge that is one large tad-pole like sperm instead of millions of tiny ones.

Yeah, she blew me, but couldn't handle the lump sum cum and spat it out onto the floor. It wriggled for like five minutes before I had to squash it.

by The Great Brogan November 13, 2011

cum sump

A derrogatory term for a mouth.

The editors of urban dictionary need to shut their cum sumps and publish this definition.

by The_JDH July 23, 2009

Suma Cum Laude

Over time, you save up enough cum to fill up an entire waffle iron. Then you use the cum as batter and bam, you got a delicious cum waffle.

Hey Nate, wanna try one of my Suma Cum Laudes sometime?

by Nimmyleezy September 7, 2019

summa cum laude

Derives from the latin language... meaning, with (highest) honor

One may receive this phrase on a diploma from college.

by joker May 13, 2005