Martin's definitions

dancing monkey

an albino man who is eating a banana

my dad is a dancing monkey

by Martin April 19, 2003

pimdaddy

best pimp of them all

yo churro, your the pimpdaddy

by Martin April 19, 2003

gangster

What all the fella's at christchurch are gonna be on friday 11th

Gangster's are gonna be controlling the school

by Martin February 8, 2005

tosser

a wanker

He's just a tosser - an hour later and he's still sitting there reading the paper and picking his nose.

by martin November 12, 2003

Schwepp

Punishment or beating

Nick, you broke my iPod, now I'm gonna give you a schwepping!

by Martin June 29, 2003

dap

a fist-on-fist greeting, front-to-front as if each person is punching each other on the hand

He gave me a dap when we greeted

by martin April 3, 2005

wanker

A complete tosser. Someone who makes
as little effort as they can possibly
get away with.

In British English that's what "wanker"
means - it does not literely mean
a masterbater (though doubt he is one).

Just as "he's a bugger" does not
literally mean he commits sodomy...

"He's just a wanker. I told him to clear
up and, two hours later, he was still
just sitting there reading the paper
and picking his nose"

by martin November 10, 2003