Martin's definitions

bizzlesnatch

An expansion of the word "bizzsnatch", courtesy of Snoop D-O-double Gizzle

"No, you're a bizzlesnatch"

by Martin February 8, 2003

Bag head

Glue sniffer or solvent abuser.

Magea is a bag head
Stop being such a bag 'ead

by Martin January 3, 2005

Shakespeare

a twat who's only perpose on the earth was to anoy teenagers at school

Macbeth, Romeo and Julliet.

by Martin February 8, 2005

kafuffle

As used in "Little Britain" - when looking after a mad person and having to do what they want when they change their mind....

Paints whole bedroom red - then wants it blue after the last bit has been done - what a kafuffle

by Martin January 21, 2004

Sellablige

The process of taking stock to determine the current situation, the assessment enabling a decision to be made on the most suitable course of action to be taken.

John: "There's not much going on round here - fancy getting a couple o' three grams of coke in and going up town top rankin'?"

Paul: "Well I've blown a few quid on ale and the fruity already - I'll have a quick sellablige and let you know whether I'm up for it or not."

by Martin February 17, 2005

butterstick

A feat to be accomplished, a goal.

"Putt for the butterstick" i.e. Try to make the putt...

by Martin September 9, 2003

c00n

a term of abuse used by inadequate racist scum in a sick attempt to try and stop themselves from trying to deal with their own inadequacies

'i'd rather fuck my own mum than a coon'

by martin March 1, 2003