Martitude

A parody of creation loving bastards such as BooB's apparant pulling techniques and socialising

With my martitude i pulled 16 girls in 10 minutes last night.

You could all be a lot better if you had a little martitude

by martin March 23, 2003

banjo

traveling or "backpack" guitar

The boy thought he was playing a real guitar, but really it was only a banjo.. poor sad little boy.

by martin May 27, 2003

Pig in a blanket

1) A degoratory term used to describe an undercover cop
2) An uncircumsized(sp) penis
3) A delicious snack consisting of cocktail-weiners wrapped in some type of roll

1 - Damn David! That was close! You almost bought weed from that pig in a blanket. That woulda sucked!!!

2 - Look at that guy... he has a pig in a blanket... HAR HAR HAR!!!

3 - SAY BITCH, Go make me some mo' pig's in a blanket

by Martin March 17, 2005

wan

WAN originates in Baltimore, Maryland. I called people wack ass nigger often and people didnt think too highly of it so I just made and short and unnoticable by saying WAN...sort of stealthy and ninja like it can be snuck up on people as you walk by them on the street or it can be loud as if to alert your friend someone wack is near by.

Dude that guy is the biggest wan i ever seenn just look at how tight his shoes are laced

by Martin September 26, 2004

Shakespeare

a twat who's only perpose on the earth was to anoy teenagers at school

Macbeth, Romeo and Julliet.

by Martin February 08, 2005

bonking

Having sex. It's a word that is widely acceptable in British society - not as rude as shag and *far* less rude than the offensive fuck.

The London Times recently wrote that President Bill Clinton "may forever be known as Bonking Bill."

by martin November 13, 2003

Alk

Compromising to such a degree that the other party get everything on their agenda.

Their negotiator alked so much that I thought I'd won the lotto.

by Martin October 08, 2003