Martin's definitions

phuck

basically the same word as "fuck" expect 'f' is replaced by "ph". It is a roman representation of "fuck". Also is used as one of the 31 Restaurant Names That Maybe Should Be Reconsidered

Don't phuck with me.

by Martin January 3, 2015

butterstick

A feat to be accomplished, a goal.

"Putt for the butterstick" i.e. Try to make the putt...

by Martin September 9, 2003

bollockitis

A mysterious aching pain in the right testicle that appears on and off for 6 months.

"Ah knackers, my bollockitis is playing up again".

by Martin September 24, 2003

cockblock

One of those things they put in between each urinal in a lot of gents public toilets so there is no peeking.

Thank God there's a cockblock there, Steely was trying to look at my package.

by Martin September 24, 2003

Reevell

A person who's breath doesn't smell very pleasant.

Tom, you Reevell!

by Martin September 24, 2003

shibby

coolness

that is so shibby

by Martin September 30, 2003

norks

Top Bollocks

Lokk at those top bollocks

by Martin September 30, 2003