Martin's definitions

atomic

Used to expand a phrase, meaning a devastating experience of epic proportions from which nothing is salvageable.

1. What an atomic waste of time!
2. George just got an atomic wedgie.

by Martin December 15, 2003

Lennard Skinard

someone who listens to nardcore.

hey check out Lennard Skinard.

by martin December 17, 2003

Everyone is Different

A phrase often used to prevent children from coming to grips with the harsh realities of the world.

Just remember, you are unique. JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

by Martin May 3, 2004

ahoy hoy

Standard response to ahoy

Ahoy hoy

by Martin December 10, 2002

OBG

Oldie But Goodie, a term used to describe an ageing slapper who's still worth a donkey punch.

Matt: "Look at her, dirty old slag".
Mart: "Yeah, I'd still giver her one though, she's an OBG".

by Martin July 19, 2004

bizzlesnatch

An expansion of the word "bizzsnatch", courtesy of Snoop D-O-double Gizzle

"No, you're a bizzlesnatch"

by Martin February 8, 2003

kafuffle

As used in "Little Britain" - when looking after a mad person and having to do what they want when they change their mind....

Paints whole bedroom red - then wants it blue after the last bit has been done - what a kafuffle

by Martin January 21, 2004